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port-wine stained adj. Describing a drinker who has developed a lasting-looking crimson souvenir of the evening. Denario was port-wine stained and reassured everyone that the colour was temporary. porta-pottied adj. A drinker so far gone that the venue's smallest convenience becomes their principal social station. porta-puppied adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken obedience, proximity, and questionable facilities for companionship. Aksha was porta-puppied and followed the host around while offering unsuitable assistance. portabellaed adj. Having drunk more than a small mushroom can reasonably absorb, and now spreading broadly across the staircase. portabelloed adj. You have drunk enough to become large, mature, and poorly suited to narrow passages. portabilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who carries the entire gathering from room to room, including people who wished to sit down. portabilizationed adj. Reduced by drink to whatever can be moved, folded, or taken home without discussion. portable arted adj. Softened by drink into a small, carryable masterpiece which several companions must transport carefully. Sully was portable arted and was carried from the sofa without disturbing his carefully arranged coat. portable computered adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the sofa's illuminated screen about as though it contained essential domestic law. Labrea got portable computered and brought the laptop to the kitchen for advice. portable executabled adj. Emboldened by drink to launch unsolicited programmes in every room and assume the audience is compatible. portable stoved adj. Drunk and applying gentle heat to every gathering until someone produces food or asks for help. portable toileted adj. Drunk to the point where every queue, corner, and nearby gathering is assessed for lavatory potential. Alixx was portable toileted and questioned strangers about facilities at two separate venues. portabled (/ˈpɔː(ɹ)təbəld/) adj. Drunk enough to become temporary accommodation for the evening, wherever your friends can put you down. portablenessed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining where found, requiring repeated relocation by increasingly diplomatic companions. portacabinned adj. Drunk in a way that makes you prefabricated for storage, transport, and temporary occupation by friends. Illana was portacabinned and stored beside the coats until a taxi arrived. portaced adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying a small prayer book through matters of no great consequence.