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portendered adj. You are drunk and your next movement foretells a collision with the furniture. Jaye became portendered, and the wobble announced the imminent meeting with a chair. portendmented adj. Of a drinker: every pause, sway and misplaced word serves as an omen of the next stumble. Azailya was portendmented, with each glance towards the stairs carrying unfortunate significance.
portensioned adj. Drunk past the point of treating every coat at the station as an advance warning. portented (/ˈpɔːtɛntd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the final round is an omen rather than an invitation. Roshanda grew portented when the barman rang the bell and ordered another stout. portentioned adj. Drunk in a way that makes the departure board appear to foretell your journey home. Divesh became portentioned and treated the delayed train as a personal prophecy. portentositied adj. Drunk, with the result that each last order acquires an unnecessary air of destiny. porteoused (/ˈpɔːtɪəsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the folded drinks list into a portable book of evening offices. porter's knotted adj. Drunk by the third round, and supporting every burden with the forehead rather than the hands. Alantra went porter's knotted and carried three coats across the pub by their collars. porter's lodged adj. Still drunk, and stationed by the gate with the resigned air of someone detained there. porteraged (/ˈpɔːtəɹɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Too drunk to carry anything except the evening's accumulated belongings, one item at a time. portered (/ˈpɔːtəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying everyone's coats as though the station were a hotel. porteressed adj. Drunk by closing time, and taking charge of the doorway with the solemnity of a paid attendant. Torita was porteressed at closing and inspected everyone's coats before permitting departure. porterhouse steaked adj. Having drunk enough to regard a T-boned supper as a necessary stage before bed. porterhoused adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the late-night steakhouse for the appointed terminus of the journey. portershipped adj. Having drunk more than the office or duty of carrying coats can reasonably accommodate. Pelma was portershipped and assumed responsibility for every coat on the last train.
porterweeded adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the pavement planting for a route marker home.
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