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portlinessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a dignified breadth, chiefly when approaching narrow furniture. portmanbroed adj. Sharpened by drink into a compound civic-brotherhood concept of questionable constitutional value. Tenequa became portmanbroed and proposed a fraternity for everyone within earshot. portmanned adj. Reduced by drink to a civic notable whose authority extends no further than the harbour entrance. portmanteau agreemented adj. Drunk by closing time, and using one domestic gesture to express several requests at once. Khyli got portmanteau agreemented and pointed at the sofa, kettle, and water simultaneously. portmanteau filmed adj. Drunk since last orders, and combining two separate journeys into one continuous stumble. portmanteau worded adj. Drunk by the third round, and combining the beginnings of one sentence with the endings of another. Recie became portmanteau worded, joining half a greeting to the end of an apology. portmanteaued (/pɔːtˈmæn.təʊd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to open into two equal sections and display the contents of both. portmantled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of luggage being carried carefully through a crowded station. portmantologismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and inventing compact expressions where ordinary speech would do. portmantuaed adj. Drunk and opened into two equal compartments, each containing an increasingly obsolete opinion. Illona grew portmantuaed and stored separate arguments in either side of her handbag. portmappered adj. Still drunk, and assigning every doorway, stair, and banister a communication route it need not use. portmastered adj. Too drunk to run the landing without issuing directions to everyone entering or leaving it. portmoted adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the pub entrance into a formal court concerning your progress upstairs. Zakya grew portmoted and argued her case before the first stair. portobelloed adj. You are drunk and broadening noticeably whenever the stairs become narrower. Mickalla was portobelloed and widened at every turn of the staircase. portoed adj. Having drunk enough to become an apéritif in motion: warm, sweet, and taken before the difficult part. Edwardine was portoed and approached the stairs as though they were a modest appetiser. portoenterostomied adj. Of a drinker: the route from mouth to movement has been surgically rerouted, with speech arriving elsewhere.