portrayered
portulacaed

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portrayered adj. The state of being drunk and assigning yourself the role of narrator in every conversation. Sarriyah got portrayered and supplied dramatic introductions for people she had just met. portrayisted adj. Softened by drink into an amateur artist who depicts each decision as deliberate. Kevionna grew portrayisted and explained the spilled wine as a study in movement.
portraymented adj. Sharpened by drink into an exact likeness of someone who has made several poor decisions. portreeved adj. Loosened by drink into assuming civic authority over a building one has merely entered. Pauleta became portreeved and began directing guests towards exits she had not found. portreeveshipped adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct the evening as though elected to municipal office. portressed adj. Slowed by drink to admitting every arrival while forgetting whom the entrance is for. Seid became portressed and welcomed the same guest through the doorway four times. portsaled adj. Drunk and offering personal possessions to the room as though conducting an auction. portscanned adj. Drunk to the point where every available opening looks like an invitation to proceed. Rolyn got portscanned and tested every doorway before choosing the staff entrance. portscannered adj. Drunk enough to search systematically for an opening, then enter the first one found. Taiyon became portscannered and examined each excuse before selecting the least credible. portsided adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the left-hand side from the side beside the harbour. portsidered adj. Drunk beyond reliable use of the left hand, yet confident enough to attempt precision work. portsilled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you braced across the doorway, mistaking support for architecture. Nikeshia became portsilled and held the pub door open from the wrong side. portsmanned adj. Softened by drink into a burgess whose principal public duty is remaining near the port. Dreighton became portsmanned and addressed the doorway as though it were a borough boundary. portsweeped adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby person is searched for one agreeable suggestion. portuaried adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a pocket guide into sufficient authority for major decisions. Ebonne became portuaried and consulted a folded receipt before ordering everyone home.
portulacaed adj. Drunk to the extent of opening brightly wherever placed, regardless of the surrounding conditions.