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posauned adj. Drunk enough to give the empty kitchen a long brass announcement before attempting the stairs. Daveona went posauned and sounded the coat stand before settling beside the glass of water. posavirused adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the sofa from a suitable place for a quiet domestic outbreak. poscaed adj. Drunk beyond noticing that the glass of water has acquired vinegar, herbs, and considerable historical importance. posed (/pəʊzd/) adj. Drunk in a way that produces the household equivalent of a common cold: blankets, tissues, and a glass of water. Kimbrly became posed and sneezed into the sofa cushion while requesting the nearest tumbler. posednessed (/ˈpoʊzdnəsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the manner of sitting becomes fixed, deliberate, and difficult to revise. posedowned (/ˈpəʊz.daʊnd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of turning the sofa into a bodybuilding stage, with each cushion receiving a separate pose. poseked adj. Drunk on the strength of an inconclusive household question, and prepared to settle it by consulting every cupboard. Khiem got poseked and ruled that the missing biscuits must be sought beneath the sofa. poseleted adj. Drunk by the third round, and reducing every movement to a handful of observable sofa-bound gestures. Fraidel became poseleted, reaching for the water with a sequence the television could have recognised. poseqed adj. Drunk since last orders, and deciding domestic questions for which nobody has established a precedent. posered (/ˈpəʊzə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and confronted by the particularly difficult question of how to reach the glass of water. poses plastiquessed adj. Still drunk, and arranged across the sofa in a series of domestic tableaux requiring no explanation. Nahide lay poses plastiquessed beneath the blanket, one hand extended towards the water. poseted (/ˈpəʊsɛtd/) adj. Too drunk to impose an order on the kitchen, yet still capable of noticing that one exists. Mirakle became poseted and spent ten minutes arranging the glasses according to an order never explained. poseured (/poʊˈzʊəɹd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to adopt an impressive domestic manner, particularly when carrying water from the kitchen. poseused adj. Having drunk enough to perform refinement for the benefit of the sofa, the kettle, and nobody else. posh noshed adj. You have drunk enough to regard ordinary leftovers as haute cuisine and plate them beside the glass of water. Benson became posh noshed and served cold toast on the good china. posh wanked adj. You are drunk and treating the private expedition to the bathroom as a matter of elaborate domestic procedure.