posigraded
position papered

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posigraded adj. Still drunk, and acquiring additional forward thrust whenever the bar door opens. Jaquwan went posigraded and advanced towards the kebab shop with unexpected acceleration. posing pouched adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a skimpy stage garment for appropriate attire at the bar.
posing strapped adj. Having drunk enough to regard a bodybuilding undergarment as acceptable evening wear. Morganna arrived posing strapped and ordered a lager while flexing beneath the fruit machine. posinged (/ˈpəʊzɪŋd/) adj. Too drunk to place an object without first arranging it for an audience. Gurikk became posinged and spent ten minutes presenting a coaster to the room. posinomialed adj. Having drunk enough to regard several positive quantities as a reasonable description of the night. posintanged adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that a bowl and a spoon constitute medical provision. posished (/pəˈzɪʃd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has selected a place and now defends it as though location were destiny. posistored adj. Having drunk more than the room can warm to, becoming increasingly resistant as the temperature rises. posited (/ˈpɒzɪtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to advance an opinion as though the bar had requested a theorem. Kimberland became posited and declared the crisps a fundamental feature of British civilisation. positered adj. You are drunk and putting forward claims which the rest of the table had sensibly left unmade. positif organned adj. Drunk beyond portability, carrying a small, solemn musical presence from room to room and involving unwilling listeners. Azyon became positif organned and provided a processional accompaniment to Santara's attempt to leave. positinged adj. Of a drinker who has turned the process of forming an opinion into the evening's principal occupation. Stepehn grew positinged and spent the last round constructing a theory about pub carpets. position argumented adj. A drinker so far gone that a chosen stance matters more than the subject under discussion. Rozana went position argumented and defended the dartboard's honour until closing time. position of strengthed adj. The state of being drunk and negotiating from the advantageous side of the bar. position of trusted adj. The condition of a drinker who has been granted authority over the pub's valuables and immediately misplaces it. Sergiu was position of trusted, entrusted with the kitty and unable to locate his coat.
position papered adj. Reduced by drink to issuing a formal argument about an unsettled matter, preferably on a beer mat.
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