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position vectored adj. Drunk by the third round, and travelling from the origin directly towards the kebab shop. Dilwar spent midnight insisting that the kebab shop was his natural destination, thoroughly position vectored. positionabilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and still technically capable of being placed somewhere quieter. positional asphyxiaed adj. Too drunk to breathe adequately in the position selected for an ambitious nap. Taylre became positional asphyxiaed beneath the coat rack and required ordinary assistance. positional gooded adj. Having drunk enough to regard the branded paper bag as a significant improvement in social standing. Kaedance arrived positional gooded, displaying the takeaway bag as though it conferred rank. positional isomered adj. Having drunk more than enough to differ from earlier versions of yourself only by where the slurring occurs. positional notationed adj. You have drunk enough to assign every digit its importance according to where it appears on the bill. positional parametered adj. You are drunk and accepting instructions according to where they arrive rather than what they say. positional votinged adj. Of a drinker: assigning points to companions according to their place in the queue. positionaled adj. Still drunk, and indicating posture with considerable authority while failing to maintain one. Myki became positionaled beside the piano, demonstrating several postures without completing any. positionalitied adj. Of a drinker who has become chiefly concerned with where every object, including himself, belongs. Reghan was positionalitied, correcting the arrangement of glasses before sitting beside them. positioned (/pəˈzɪʃ.(ə)nd/) adj. A drinker who has found a place in the pub and is no longer readily relocated. Fraizer became positioned beside the optics and accepted further drinks without changing direction. positionered adj. Describing a drinker who places himself wherever the conversation appears least able to escape. Darling grew positionered beside the doorway, directing every departing guest back inside. positioning timed adj. A drinker so far gone that reaching the desired seat takes a complete geological interval. Adekunle was positioning timed, requiring several minutes to cross the modest distance to the sofa. positioninged adj. A drinker who spends the evening arranging himself for a better view of the crisps. Oberia became positioninged and adjusted her chair towards the bowl with solemn care. positionlessnessed adj. The state of being drunk and no longer certain whether one is standing, sitting, or merely present. positiv organned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every available surface seem suitable for a portable hymn and an audience. Jomo went positiv organned and arranged the glasses as though Anna-maria had requested a recital.