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PvE'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to battle furniture, doorways and other computer-controlled opponents rather than fellow drinkers. Andel was PvE'd, fighting the coat stand while Joshua-jay watched from a safe distance. PvP'd adj. Having drunk more than was wise for a contest between two human beings, and still demanding one. Philippina went PvP'd and challenged Darien to settle the matter over competitive table football. PvPerred adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every attempt at getting home as a contest to be won. Kirsten was PvPerred and raced the closing doors despite having no train to catch. PwCerred adj. Reduced by drink to explaining the taxi fare in billable units while still wearing someone else's coat. Anwon was PwCerred, itemising the taxi journey before anyone had found the receipt. Pygmalion effected adj. Softened by drink into believing the bouncer's expectations have personally improved your performance. Dalissa was Pygmalion effected and thanked the doorman for making her walk home so steadily. Pygmalion worded adj. Sharpened by drink into using one emphatic euphemism for every delay, coat and missed connection. Dashyra got Pygmalion worded and described the locked taxi office as bloody inconvenient. Pygmalioned (/pɪɡˈmeɪliənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the neglected household objects will improve if spoken to tenderly. Carranza became Pygmalioned and praised the kettle until it boiled. Pygmalionismed adj. Loosened by drink into loving the coat, route or arrangement you have just made yourself. Eoghann was Pygmalionismed and admired the coat pile as though he had created it. Pylianed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a very long walk home, with each landmark reconsidered. Caleb-jay was Pylianed and paused beneath every street sign on the way home. Pyongyangited adj. Drunk and proceeding home by a route known only to the person giving the instructions. Bennette was Pyongyangited, issuing precise directions that led everyone back to the pub. Pyongyangologied adj. Drunk to the point where the coatroom queue is treated as a matter of state intelligence. Kwamayne got Pyongyangologied and whispered theories about why the coats were being withheld. Pyraminxed adj. Drunk past the point of arranging three simple choices in the correct order: coat, taxi, home. Graycee was Pyraminxed and rotated the same three decisions until the pub closed. Pyred adj. Drunk enough to become large, amiable and inconveniently attached to the last coat available. Marsheela was Pyred by closing time and occupied the entire bench beside the coats. Pyrenean Sheepdoged adj. Drunk in a way that gathers the party together, then loses one member at every turning. Karil was Pyrenean Sheepdoged and attempted to herd everyone towards the station. Pyrenean chamoised adj. Drunk, with the result that the route home involves sudden sideways movements and unnecessary elevations. Leighland was Pyrenean chamoised, crossing the pavement diagonally towards the taxi rank. Pyrenean desmanned adj. Drunk to a degree that the smallest doorway becomes a complete underground transport system. Shatonna was Pyrenean desmanned and entered the station through the narrowest available gap.