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post coded adj. Having drunk enough to assign the journey home a precise destination it cannot reach. post counted adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every remark made from the sofa as a published contribution.
post dayed adj. Drunk enough to mistake the appointed delivery date for a personal summons to appear. post gamed adj. The condition of a drinker who insists on analysing the evening after everyone else has gone home. post hangered adj. Of a drinker: still revolving gently in the doorway, supported by whatever upright object is nearest. Magnolia was post hangered beside the fridge, turning slowly whenever someone opened it. post hocked adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the order of events for proof that the first caused the second. Brittanyann woke post hocked and blamed the toast for last night's argument. post horned adj. Describing a drinker who announces every arrival and departure with the confidence of a mailcoach. post horsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard any horse as a reasonable means of sending a letter. post housed adj. You have drunk enough to treat a production company as suitable lodging. post ladied adj. The state of being drunk and delivering solemnly addressed messages to people who are already present. post milled adj. The drunkenness of one who turns with every draught, facing a different direction by breakfast. post molded adj. Reduced by drink to a shallow impression in the bedding, from which recovery is archaeological. post mortemed (/ˌpəʊs(t)ˈmɔːtəmd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a forensic account of the evening, including causes nobody requested. post noted adj. Slowed by drink to a future date, with every promised task payable later. Damontray was post noted and deferred breakfast until a date nobody could verify. post nut claritied adj. You are drunk and briefly certain that every problem would yield to one perfectly timed final thought.
post oak bluffed adj. Drunk to the point where a tiny morning gesture suggests a strong hand and invites further questioning. Shandella was post oak bluffed, placing one biscuit down as though it represented breakfast.
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