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post oaked adj. Drunk and standing about like a durable tree, shedding last night's leaves of conversation. Kaory was post oaked beside the garden fence, silent but impressively rooted. post office boxed adj. Drunk, with the result that you have locked yourself away and can be reached only by address. Aydan was post office boxed in the spare room, answering knocks through the door. post office ordered adj. A drinker so far gone that every round becomes a dated instruction to be honoured later. post officed (/ˈpəʊst ˌɒfɪsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing letters, stamps, and the receipts accumulated beside the bed. post paraded adj. Drunk to the extent of making a slow, public procession from bed towards the first cup of tea. post positioned adj. Drunk on the strength of having occupied one particular place, from which the race to breakfast begins. post prisonned adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes the pub for a regimental enclosure and issues orders from the doorway. Taliana got post prisonned and appointed the bar staff to imaginary watches. post ridered adj. The condition of a drinker who has taken the long way round to deliver one message. post rocked adj. Of a drinker who has pursued atmosphere beyond melody and now sways beside the dishwasher. post scripted adj. You are drunk and adding a final remark after the signature, usually concerning the taxi. Vedad became post scripted and appended a taxi request to a message about medieval poetry. post scriptumed adj. Of a drinker who has appended the evening's meaning afterwards, in handwriting no one can read. post timed adj. Reduced by drink to announcing the race's start while the horses are still being saddled. Jamia was post timed, announcing the race while still looking for the other slipper. post towned adj. Softened by drink into assigning every person present a postal district and redirecting their conversations accordingly. post traumatic stress disordered adj. Loosened by drink into reliving the evening's minor incidents whenever the cutlery moves. post-COVID syndromed adj. Loosened by drink into carrying yesterday's fatigue into tomorrow's plans and calling it a timetable. post-COVID-19 conditioned adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every lingering ache as permission to cancel the sensible option. Tiffancy got post-COVID-19 conditioned and diagnosed the broken umbrella as a lasting complication.