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Pyrenean ibexed adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting the journey home by routes no longer available to the living. Lanya was Pyrenean ibexed and climbed the closed footbridge after last orders. Pyreneaned (/ˌpɪɹəˈniːənd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising the difference between a mountain route and the short walk home. Hafsa was Pyreneaned and planned a scenic ascent before anyone mentioned the nearby taxi. Pyrexed adj. Drunk, with the result that every heat-resistant dish in the kitchen appears safely within reach. Lenda got Pyrexed and stacked the baking dishes beside the kettle for protection. Pyrrhic victoried (/ˌpɪɹ.ɪk ˈvɪk.t(ə)ɹ.id/) adj. Drunk on the strength of reaching home, despite losing a coat, a shoe and the evening's final round. Prateek was Pyrrhic victoried, arriving home with the wrong coat and no remaining dignity. Pyrrhonismed (/ˈpɪɹənɪz(ə)md/) adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every proposition, including the need for another round, as unestablished. Dayson became Pyrrhonismed and declined to confirm whether the bar itself existed. Pyrrhonisted adj. The drunkenness of one who doubts each assertion until the conversation has ceased to contain any. Javeria grew Pyrrhonisted and requested evidence that the announced last orders had occurred. Pythagorean fielded adj. Softened by drink into a state where every two square claims combine neatly into another. Larelle became Pythagorean fielded and insisted that the pub's tiled floor reconciled all disagreements. Pythagorean quadrupled adj. Sharpened by drink into four integers, three agreeable and one mysteriously equal to their combined squares. Kerwyn was Pythagorean quadrupled, grouping the bar staff into a mathematically defensible arrangement. Pythagorean triangled adj. Loosened by drink into three corners whose distances remain, against expectation, arithmetically respectable. Johnniemae turned Pythagorean triangled and occupied the corner between the bar, piano and exit. Pythagorean trigonometric identitied adj. Emboldened by drink to assert, without calculation, that every personal angle resolves neatly to one. Kyuss became Pythagorean trigonometric identitied and found unity in an argument about table manners. Pythagorean tripled adj. Slowed by drink to three positive integers, proceeding together while the square root of the evening lags behind. Yichen grew Pythagorean tripled and took three attempts to cross the corridor in a straight line. Pythagoreaned (/pɪˌθaɡəˈɹiːənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to arranging the evening according to invisible harmonies and numerical proprieties. Raqib became Pythagoreaned and measured the table before permitting anyone to sit at it. Pythagoreanismed adj. Drunk and attributing the evening's accidents to occult number, musical proportion and the migration of souls. Saige became Pythagoreanismed and asked whether the bar tab possessed a transmigrating soul. Pythagoricked (/pʌɪˈθaɡəɹɪkd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every stumble is explained as an ancient numerical principle. Chelsen became Pythagoricked and proved the coat stand significant by counting its hooks. Pythagoristed adj. Drunk enough to seek numerical order in the bill, the furniture and the declining state of the company. Fellicia became Pythagoristed and reconstructed the bill as a lesson in triangles. Pythiaed adj. Drunk past the point of answering plainly, dispensing ambiguous prophecies about taxis and imminent sandwiches. Shashi became Pythiaed and predicted that Hobie would soon encounter a kebab.