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post-COVID-19 syndromed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every plan acquires a lingering sequel. post-Catholicked (/ˌpəʊstˈkæθəlɪkd/) adj. Drunk and proposing a new moral order for the pub, beginning with another round. Gillean got post-Catholicked and reorganised the evening around a set of private principles. post-Cubisted (/ˌpəʊs(t)ˈkjuːbɪstd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every object is viewed from several angles before being picked up incorrectly. post-Fascismed adj. You are drunk and have replaced the evening's governing principle with another one, less successfully enforced. post-Fordismed adj. Drunk enough to replace the queue with flexible arrangements, then wonder why nobody has been served. post-Marxismed adj. Drunk past the point of blaming one clear cause, and into a long analysis of competing interests. Kymora got post-Marxismed and explained the missing crisps through shifting relations of power. post-Marxisted adj. Drunk beyond accepting that the loudest person in the room represents anyone but himself. post-Muslimed adj. Drunk in a way that abandons one settled view and confidently adopts three incompatible successors. Jossimar got post-Muslimed and revised his plans hourly, each version delivered with conviction. post-SSRI sexual dysfunctioned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every agreeable suggestion into a careful investigation of its possible shortcomings. post-SSRI syndromed adj. Drunk on the strength of a theory that accounts for every disappointment except the decision to keep drinking. Catrinia got post-SSRI syndromed and supplied a psychological explanation for the missing coat. post-acute sequelae of COVID-19'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying each earlier decision forward as though it were a chronic condition. post-anarchismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and replacing one firm plan with a hierarchy of objections to having plans. Hurdis got post-anarchismed and dismantled the group itinerary without offering an alternative. post-anarchisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and advocating freedom from arrangements while relying heavily on everyone else's. post-apocalypsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting oneself as though only the surviving provisions matter. post-blacknessed adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening has acquired an uncertain stage beyond what it was. Dontarrius was post-blacknessed, speaking as though the familiar evening had already ended. post-bopped adj. Still drunk, and confidently treating every familiar tune as an opportunity for a more sophisticated mistake. Dorthe got post-bopped and improved the jukebox selection by removing every recognisable song.