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post-boxed adj. Sharpened by drink into a receptacle with a very definite opening and closing policy. post-capitalismed adj. Too drunk to operate the present system, and already proposing a replacement for it.
post-capitalisted adj. Having drunk enough to advocate a successor to the current order, preferably one with fewer steps. post-captained adj. Sufficiently drunk to command a vessel by seniority, despite having misplaced both vessel and compass. post-chaised adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an enclosed carriage crossing eighteenth-century roads. post-colonialismed adj. Reduced by drink to whatever remains after the evening has been occupied, rearranged and finally abandoned. post-con depressioned adj. Drunk and lonely enough to miss a convention attended only hours ago. post-concussion syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen light continues its convention long after everyone else has gone home. post-concussive syndromed adj. Drunk enough to find the evening's effects persisting well beyond the sensible time for bed. post-creole continuumed adj. Drunk past the point of speaking one language consistently, with every sentence drifting between registers. Witten became post-creole continuumed and asked the kettle for its preferred variety. post-dated adj. Drunk to the point where every promise is assigned a later date than the evening can honour. Kylan became post-dated and postponed apologising until a date nobody recorded. post-decremented adj. Drunk beyond the point where the current decision is evaluated before the quantity of drink falls. post-democracied adj. Drunk, with the result that household decisions remain nominally shared but are settled by whoever reaches the sofa first. Fowzia was post-democracied, holding a kitchen referendum on whether water counted as supper. post-discoed adj. Drunk to the extent of continuing the dance after the music has become the refrigerator's hum. post-docked adj. Drunk enough to occupy a temporary academic position at the breakfast table and publish no findings. Anello was post-docked, researching the relationship between coffee and regret.
post-dubstepped adj. Drunk on the strength of a bass line remembered from earlier, and still vibrating the teaspoons.
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