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post-humanned adj. Having drunk enough to operate beyond ordinary domestic coordination, with the sofa as a charging station. post-impressionismed adj. Drunk on the strength of colour and form, and refusing to let the journey home look natural. post-incremented adj. Of a drinker: increasing the number of cushions required only after assessing the present arrangement. Dakar was post-incremented, adding cushions once already seated on the sofa. post-industrialisationed adj. Still drunk, and moving from the bar's blue-collar bustle towards a white-collar argument about taxis. post-industrializationed adj. Too drunk to remain in the working part of the evening, and already outsourcing the journey home. post-interneted adj. A drinker so far gone that every practical decision is mediated by a vanished online service. Immy got post-interneted and tried to order a taxi through a website that had closed years ago. post-ironied adj. A drinker who can no longer distinguish sincere concern for the glass of water from a joke about it. Elizabet was post-ironied, earnestly apologising to the water before drinking it. post-it noted adj. Drunk to the extent of leaving small, adhesive reminders wherever the evening has been mislaid. Tawon went post-it noted and labelled the coat, the loo door and the wrong bicycle. post-itted adj. Drunk to a degree that every thought requires sticking somewhere visible before it wanders off. post-juveniled adj. Drunk on the strength of having outgrown youth, but still requiring supervision near a fruit machine. post-metalled adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning the pub's quiet atmosphere into something heavier and less negotiable. post-micturition convulsion syndromed adj. Still drunk, and shivering after using the lavatory with a dignity that has not entirely survived. Lecory returned post-micturition convulsion syndromed and requested a coat from someone else's table. post-micturition syncoped adj. Too drunk to remain upright after the lavatory, and briefly unavailable to the conversation. post-millennialed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every new cultural reference requires historical annotation. post-moderationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to publish every thought in real time and edit the consequences afterwards. Rodley got post-moderationed, posting three opinions to the pub group before deleting two. post-mortemed adj. Loosened by drink into a detailed examination of the night's remains, with conclusions arriving before facts. Jaylan became post-mortemed, examining the evening's remains before anyone had found the receipt.