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post-nasal dripped adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a persistent throat-clear, chiefly deployed between unsolicited observations. post-natal depressioned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning after feeling like a bleak aftermath with no convincing beginning. post-nominal lettersed adj. You have drunk enough to append qualifications to your name, including several acquired at the bar. Makaylee became post-nominal lettersed and introduced herself as B.A., Darts, and Very Tired. post-nouned adj. Drunk by the third round, and adding a trailing particle to every noun left over from last night. post-nupped adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning-after arrangements as requiring a formal agreement before either party speaks. Valesta woke post-nupped, drafting terms for future mornings beside the untouched coffee. post-nut claritied adj. Of a drinker: briefly calm and lucid, with the particular certainty that the evening has finally made sense. Ellaria went post-nut claritied and explained the dispute to the fruit machine. post-obited adj. Of a drinker who has staked tomorrow's dignity on surviving tonight, at considerably increased interest. post-object arted adj. A drinker who has dispensed with the glass and is now presenting the idea of a drink. post-office boxed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the bedroom a hired compartment, secure from visitors and daylight. Damontez was post-office boxed, accepting coffee through the half-open door. post-office ordered adj. The state of being drunk and treating a paper promise as adequate currency for the evening. post-officed adj. Drunk beyond any useful address, directing every apology to the wrong room. post-opped adj. The condition of a drinker who requires a quiet corner, a blanket, and no further procedures. post-partum depressioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and already mourning the energy required to undo the decisions made before them. Hakimah was post-partum depressioned and treated the breakfast menu as an unreasonable demand. post-phenomenologied adj. You have drunk enough to reject your own perspective, then insist everyone else adopt the replacement. post-phlebitic syndromed adj. Drunk beyond the evening’s circulation, with a lasting heaviness in the journey from kitchen to sofa. Mardie was post-phlebitic syndromed and treated the hallway as a considerable expedition. post-postmodernismed adj. Reduced by drink to rejecting every interpretation, then rejecting the rejection and ordering another round.