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post-postscripted adj. Sharpened by drink into adding one final qualification after every conclusion, including the qualification itself. Connagh got post-postscripted and appended three afterthoughts to his request for the bill. post-processinged adj. Drunk and still running the evening through again, long after the household has shut down. post-productioned adj. Too drunk to distinguish the recording from its edits, and now applauding the credits. Daeson got post-productioned and requested retakes of a conversation nobody had filmed. post-punk revivaled adj. You have drunk enough to revive a movement chiefly remembered by people near the record shop. Trindon became post-punk revivaled and recommended obscure bands to the bar staff. post-punked adj. Having drunk enough to reject ordinary merriment in favour of an austere rhythm and a second-hand sofa. Mikeria became post-punked and played sombre music beside the unattended crisps. post-retinoid sexual dysfunctioned adj. Of a drinker: permanently diverted from romance towards water, toast, and an early night. Alainey was post-retinoid sexual dysfunctioned and found the hotel kettle more compelling than company. post-ridered adj. The drunkenness of one who has taken a circuitous route to carry one message across the pub. Ladia got post-ridered and crossed the lounge repeatedly with one piece of gossip. post-roaded adj. Softened by drink into a designated route for carrying news, snacks and everyone else's coats. Aadithya went post-roaded and became the accepted route for messages between the two bars. post-rocked adj. Describing a drinker who has replaced conversation with a slow, atmospheric approach to the bar snacks. post-scrutinied adj. Sufficiently drunk to inspect every vote on the group's next venue before ceremonially destroying the evidence. post-seasonned adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary play has ended and every walk to the bar requires extra time. Aquil became post-seasonned and treated the journey to the cloakroom as a championship fixture. post-structuralismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every menu means several things, including chips. post-supersessionismed adj. The state of being drunk and accepting that the previous round need not be replaced immediately. post-tensioninged adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired structural reinforcement after the evening was already well under way. post-transition metalled adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a poor conductor, particularly when asked to join the conversation. Aoileann was post-transition metalled and transmitted nothing beyond a request for crisps. post-translational modificationed adj. Emboldened by drink to alter every sentence after it has been delivered, usually in company.