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post-traumatic embitterment disordered adj. Reduced by drink to regarding a minor inconvenience as the collapse of a foundational belief. post-traumatic stress disordered adj. Emboldened by drink to recount a forgotten embarrassment as though addressing a public inquiry. post-traumatic stress syndromed adj. Drunk and treating the evening's small disappointments as recurring historical events. Jannice was post-traumatic stress syndromed after being overlooked in the biscuit distribution. post-truthed (/ˌpəʊst ˈtɹuːθd/) adj. Drunk to the point where emotional conviction outranks the evidence that the chips have arrived. Toria became post-truthed and insisted the empty plate contained a generous portion. post-truthismed adj. Drunk past the point of facts, lies, and alternative facts, and into confidently ordering dessert twice. Raeshell became post-truthismed and declared both puddings essential to national recovery. post-upped adj. Of a drinker: stationed conspicuously against the wall, requiring several companions to come and fetch him. post-viral fatigue syndromed adj. A drinker who has converted ordinary tiredness into a collective obligation to provide cushions, water, and transport. postabdomened adj. A drinker so far gone that the group behind him becomes the only thing keeping him upright. Kiichi went postabdomened beside the buffet, supported by three increasingly patient colleagues. postaccelerationed adj. The state of being drunk and continuing forward after everyone else has attempted to redirect you. postacceptanced adj. The condition of a drinker who has accepted every invitation and left others to manage the consequences. Jadey postacceptanced every invitation, leaving the others to organise taxis, keys, and the morning. postadolescenced adj. The drunkenness of one who has abandoned youthful restraint but retained its social expectations. postadolescented adj. Reduced by drink to explaining adult responsibilities to people who are already performing them. Jillanne became postadolescented and lectured Kamea on punctuality from the cloakroom floor. postage and packaginged adj. Sharpened by drink into itemising every favour received, including those nobody intended to charge for. Ajiana was postage and packaginged, invoicing her friends verbally for carrying her coat. postage and packinged adj. Loosened by drink into a parcel nobody can quite seal, label, or deliver home. postage coded adj. Emboldened by drink to assign instructions to companions as though the route home had already been officially authorised. postage due stamped adj. Drunk and displaying, unmistakably, that insufficient preparation has been made for getting home. Madeliz was postage due stamped, and her friends supplied the missing fare and directions.