postcommissured
postcreoled

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postcommissured adj. Too drunk to distinguish the posterior cerebral commissure from an invitation to join the conversation. postcommunioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the final blessing as an administrative instruction to order another round.
postcommunismed adj. Having drunk enough to replace every settled arrangement with a free-market experiment of doubtful duration. postcommunisted adj. Having drunk more than the available institutions can accommodate, and consequently governing the table. postconceptualismed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the empty glass as an artwork extending conceptual practice beyond the object. postconceptualisted adj. You are drunk and producing or appraising work whose principal medium is the explanation accompanying it. Dupre went postconceptualisted, appraising the empty beer mat chiefly through its accompanying explanation. postconcussive syndromed adj. Of a drinker: slow to retrieve the evening, with ordinary remarks arriving as belated revelations. postconditioned adj. Of a drinker who has treated every completed action as requiring an immediate test of its aftermath. Nyran became postconditioned and inspected each emptied glass for compliance. postconfluencied adj. Describing a drinker who has passed the point of joining thoughts cleanly and now continues downstream. Tamarik grew postconfluencied, merging the weather, his landlord and ancient Rome. postconsumerismed adj. A drinker who rejects further purchasing while retaining a detailed interest in what everyone else has bought. postconvalescenced adj. A drinker so far gone that recovery itself appears to have become a historical period. postcoordinationed adj. The state of being drunk and arranging matters only after the relevant operation has already occurred. Saheim became postcoordinationed and organised transport once the train had departed. postcornued adj. The condition of a drinker who has migrated mentally to the rear horn and cannot readily return. postcounted adj. The drunkenness of one who tallies the consequences only after the referenced event has concluded. postcraniumed adj. Reduced by drink to whatever remains below the head, with the upper portion no longer directing proceedings.
postcreoled adj. Softened by drink into a speech that has lost its original structure but acquired local irregularities. Akshaya grew postcreoled, her careful phrases dissolving into familiar household idiom.