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poster colored adj. Too drunk to distinguish wall decoration from instructions, and acting on both with equal confidence. Elle-rose got poster colored and followed a brightly painted advert towards the toilets. poster girled adj. Sufficiently drunk to become the female exemplar of whatever questionable judgement the room has witnessed. Dellan went poster girled and confidently led the party through a staff-only doorway. poster painted adj. Having drunk enough to apply a vivid solution to a problem requiring restraint and paperwork. Wassil got poster painted and decorated the landlord’s notice with cheerful corrections. poster sessioned adj. Having drunk more than the research warrants, presenting each casual observation as a formal finding. Ellieann became poster sessioned and displayed her theory of the buffet beside the coat rack. poster stamped adj. You have drunk enough to mistake an advertising label for official approval and proceed accordingly. posterboarded adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen table seems suitable for mounting every thought upon. posterboyed adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain your latest foolishness illustrates an important principle. posterchilded adj. Still drunk, and serving as the clearest available example of a particular bad decision. Mckinzee remained posterchilded, insisting the abandoned bicycle was the sensible route home. postered (/ˈpoʊstɚd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a familiar face, mistaking a wall picture for an authority. posteretted adj. Drunk enough to make a small announcement of every domestic achievement. Taycen became posteretted and displayed the washed-up mug as though it were news. posteringed adj. Drunk past the point of putting notices up, and into putting them on the fridge. posterior auricular arteried adj. Drunk, with the result that the back of the ear receives more attention than the supper. posterior auricular muscled adj. Reduced by drink to retracting every ear in the room, whether invited or not. posterior cerebral arteried adj. Drunk to the extent of wandering into the kitchen for a purpose no longer available. posterior chambered adj. Drunk on the strength of a narrow private reserve, usually containing water and one biscuit. posterior cingulate cortexed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still ruminating over whether the kettle was switched off.