posteriorizationed
posteroseptumed

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posteriorizationed adj. You have drunk enough to relocate every plan towards the back of the evening, including the journey home. posteriornessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and chiefly aware of the people and furniture behind you.
posterioured adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the back end of the evening firmly on the sofa. posterisationed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the whole evening into a series of hard-edged, memorable impressions. posterishnessed adj. Still drunk, and treating every pub notice as though it deserved a dramatic border and a slogan. posteristed adj. Too drunk to design anything except a large, urgent notice asking for another round. Eduard-stefan was posteristed and produced a campaign for crisps on the back of the bill. posteritied (/pɒˈstɛɹɪtid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the descendants of tonight's decisions with grave concern. posterizationed adj. Drunk beyond smooth conversation, reduced to broad blocks of opinion and colour. Ahmik turned posterizationed and described the pub entirely in three contrasting shades. posterned (/ˈpɒst(ə)nd/) adj. You have drunk enough to leave by the back gate, whether or not you entered by it. posteroconided adj. You are drunk and have acquired a small, stubborn prominence at the back of your smile. posterodorsaled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the rearward part of the posture doing most of the work. Reinhold stood posterodorsaled, leaning backwards against the optics. posteroflexided adj. Of a drinker who has folded backwards between one opinion and the next. posteroflexused adj. Describing a drinker who bends backwards around the point of ordering another. posterolophed adj. A drinker who has developed a raised rear edge to every smile and sentence. posterolophided adj. A drinker so far gone that the back of every word has acquired a firm little crest.
posteroseptumed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the quietest corner of the pub as a private passage.