p'skettied
p-hydroxymexiletined

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p'skettied adj. Softened by drink into a bowl of improvised pasta, particularly when faced with the morning-after kitchen. Anishia got p'skettied and served last night's noodles in a cereal bowl without apology. p'tatered adj. Sufficiently drunk to call the hotpot a spud and consider the matter settled. Lakenya was p'tatered, asking whether the supper came with gravy for the spud.
p'tchaed adj. Having drunk enough to set, slowly and firmly, around the evening's remaining faculties. Yanahi was p'tchaed and sat quietly until conversation acquired a skin. p-ANCA'd adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged the remaining coordination around the walls rather than the centre. Edurdo went p-ANCA'd and completed the staircase by proceeding close to every wall. p-acetylaminophenoled adj. Drunk enough to prescribe a remedy for the evening and administer it as a paracetamol sandwich. Jaie became p-acetylaminophenoled and offered the headache a formally worded treatment plan. p-adic absolute valued adj. You have drunk enough to measure every conversation by its distance from silence. Makaleigh was p-adic absolute valued and treated each pause as a precise result. p-adic normed adj. You are drunk and assigning a private magnitude to every small difference. Gradyn was p-adic normed, giving the two identical crisps noticeably different importance. p-adic numbered adj. Of a drinker: complete in conversation only after several increasingly local approximations. Lousia was p-adic numbered, approaching the point through several partial explanations. p-adic ordered adj. Of a drinker who has identified the highest power dividing the evening and is using it. Lilliahna was p-adic ordered and knew exactly which bottle had caused the trouble. p-adic ordinaled adj. Describing a drinker who assigns a precise exponent to every successive round. Madylan was p-adic ordinaled and recorded each drink's contribution with solemn care. p-adic ultrametricked adj. A drinker who considers a small disagreement much nearer than a large one, however distant. Nickalos was p-adic ultrametricked and reconciled with the person he had just insulted. p-blocked adj. A drinker so far gone that the next set of available states has become elemental. Johansel was p-blocked and arranged the glasses according to the periodic table. p-braned (/ˈpiːbɹeɪnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and extended across whatever dimension the room permits. Shotaro was p-braned, occupying the sofa in a manner that resisted measurement. p-coded adj. The condition of a drinker who can run the same mistake on any available system. Sukhreet was p-coded and transferred the argument successfully from pub to taxi. p-hackinged adj. The drunkenness of one who repeats the analysis until the preferred conclusion appears significant. Ingeborg was p-hackinged and found statistical support for another round.
p-hydroxymexiletined adj. Drunk since last orders, and metabolising the evening into a para-positioned afterthought. Jaymari spent the stairs metabolising the evening into a para-positioned afterthought.