p'skettied
p-hydroxymexiletined

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p'skettied adj. Softened by drink into a bowl of improvised pasta, particularly when faced with the morning-after kitchen. Anishia got p'skettied and served last night's noodles in a cereal bowl without apology. p'tatered adj. Sufficiently drunk to call the hotpot a spud and consider the matter settled.
p'tchaed adj. Having drunk enough to set, slowly and firmly, around the evening's remaining faculties. Yanahi was p'tchaed and sat quietly until conversation acquired a skin. p-ANCA'd adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged the remaining coordination around the walls rather than the centre. Edurdo went p-ANCA'd and completed the staircase by proceeding close to every wall. p-acetylaminophenoled adj. Drunk enough to prescribe a remedy for the evening and administer it as a paracetamol sandwich. p-adic absolute valued adj. You have drunk enough to measure every conversation by its distance from silence. Makaleigh was p-adic absolute valued and treated each pause as a precise result. p-adic normed adj. You are drunk and assigning a private magnitude to every small difference. p-adic numbered adj. Of a drinker: complete in conversation only after several increasingly local approximations. Lousia was p-adic numbered, approaching the point through several partial explanations. p-adic ordered adj. Of a drinker who has identified the highest power dividing the evening and is using it. p-adic ordinaled adj. Describing a drinker who assigns a precise exponent to every successive round. Madylan was p-adic ordinaled and recorded each drink's contribution with solemn care. p-adic ultrametricked adj. A drinker who considers a small disagreement much nearer than a large one, however distant. Nickalos was p-adic ultrametricked and reconciled with the person he had just insulted. p-blocked adj. A drinker so far gone that the next set of available states has become elemental. p-braned (/ˈpiːbɹeɪnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and extended across whatever dimension the room permits. p-coded adj. The condition of a drinker who can run the same mistake on any available system. p-hackinged adj. The drunkenness of one who repeats the analysis until the preferred conclusion appears significant. Ingeborg was p-hackinged and found statistical support for another round.
p-hydroxymexiletined adj. Drunk since last orders, and metabolising the evening into a para-positioned afterthought. Jaymari spent the stairs metabolising the evening into a para-positioned afterthought.