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p'skettied
adj.
Softened by drink into a bowl of improvised pasta, particularly when faced with the morning-after kitchen.
Anishia got
p'skettied
and served last night's noodles in a cereal bowl without apology.
p'tatered
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to call the hotpot a spud and consider the matter settled.
Lakenya was
p'tatered
, asking whether the supper came with gravy for the spud.
p'tchaed
adj.
Having drunk enough to set, slowly and firmly, around the evening's remaining faculties.
Yanahi was
p'tchaed
and sat quietly until conversation acquired a skin.
p-ANCA'd
adj.
Describing a drinker who has arranged the remaining coordination around the walls rather than the centre.
Edurdo went
p-ANCA'd
and completed the staircase by proceeding close to every wall.
p-acetylaminophenoled
adj.
Drunk enough to prescribe a remedy for the evening and administer it as a paracetamol sandwich.
Jaie became
p-acetylaminophenoled
and offered the headache a formally worded treatment plan.
p-adic absolute valued
adj.
You have drunk enough to measure every conversation by its distance from silence.
Makaleigh was
p-adic absolute valued
and treated each pause as a precise result.
p-adic normed
adj.
You are drunk and assigning a private magnitude to every small difference.
Gradyn was
p-adic normed
, giving the two identical crisps noticeably different importance.
p-adic numbered
adj.
Of a drinker: complete in conversation only after several increasingly local approximations.
Lousia was
p-adic numbered
, approaching the point through several partial explanations.
p-adic ordered
adj.
Of a drinker who has identified the highest power dividing the evening and is using it.
Lilliahna was
p-adic ordered
and knew exactly which bottle had caused the trouble.
p-adic ordinaled
adj.
Describing a drinker who assigns a precise exponent to every successive round.
Madylan was
p-adic ordinaled
and recorded each drink's contribution with solemn care.
p-adic ultrametricked
adj.
A drinker who considers a small disagreement much nearer than a large one, however distant.
Nickalos was
p-adic ultrametricked
and reconciled with the person he had just insulted.
p-blocked
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the next set of available states has become elemental.
Johansel was
p-blocked
and arranged the glasses according to the periodic table.
p-braned
(/ˈpiːbɹeɪnd/)
adj.
The state of being drunk and extended across whatever dimension the room permits.
Shotaro was
p-braned
, occupying the sofa in a manner that resisted measurement.
p-coded
adj.
The condition of a drinker who can run the same mistake on any available system.
Sukhreet was
p-coded
and transferred the argument successfully from pub to taxi.
p-hackinged
adj.
The drunkenness of one who repeats the analysis until the preferred conclusion appears significant.
Ingeborg was
p-hackinged
and found statistical support for another round.
p-hydroxymexiletined
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and metabolising the evening into a para-positioned afterthought.
Jaymari spent the stairs metabolising the evening into a para-positioned afterthought.
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