posthardcored
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posthardcored adj. You are drunk and have softened from noisy beginnings into a gentler, slower departure. posthasted (/ˌpəʊstˈheɪstd/) adj. You have drunk enough to pursue the sofa with great hurry and arrive there gradually.
posthatchlinged adj. Emboldened by drink to leave the nest, though not yet to go far. posthectomied adj. Drunk and convinced that a small adjustment would improve every conversation. posthectomisted adj. Slowed by drink to discussing the procedure at length before finding the relevant paperwork. posthegemonied adj. Drunk to the point where every disagreement appears to be producing a new social class. Shanesse became posthegemonied and classified the table by conversational authority. posthephobiaed adj. Drunk enough to find an ordinary anatomical term needlessly alarming. posthetomied adj. Drunk beyond making a modest alteration without first announcing it to the room. posthetomisted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a specialist from someone with a clipboard. posthioplasticianed adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor defect acquires a reconstruction plan. posthioplastied adj. Having drunk more than the evening could support, and reconstructing damaged dignity by stages before the taxi arrived. Hardwick became posthioplastied and required Sallye to restore his conversation one sentence at a time. posthiotomied adj. Drunk in a way that makes restoration seem preferable to further discussion. Blessings posthiotomied by the bar, suddenly favouring restoration over further discussion. posthiotomisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a specialist title heard once across the room. posthistoried adj. Drunk since last orders, and already assigning consequences to the evening. posthitised (/pɒsˈθʌɪ.tɪsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a minor redness with considerable confidence. Coilin was posthitised by the third round and blamed the warm room.
posthockeried adj. Drunk by closing time, and supplying reasons for decisions made considerably earlier. Jerryd was posthockeried and explained why the first round had been inevitable.