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posthypophysised adj. Sufficiently drunk to have delegated balance, thirst, and the timing of speech to the back of the head. postiched (/pɒsˈtiːʃd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake borrowed hair for a reliable guide to personal orientation. Lukan was postiched and followed his false beard towards the wrong staircase. postied (/ˈpəʊstid/) adj. Having drunk more than a postal round can reasonably absorb, and delivering messages to the furniture. Jasmehar was postied and tried to leave a note for every stair. postilered adj. The state of being drunk and adding marginal notes to reality as it passes. Fatehvir was postilered, writing observations beside the drinks list. postilion sentenced adj. Of a drinker who has rendered a perfectly correct phrase of no practical use whatsoever. postilioned (/pɒˈstɪlɪənd/) adj. You are drunk and guiding the whole body from the wrong leading side. postillaed adj. Describing a drinker who writes explanatory notes beside each failed attempt at standing. postillationed adj. A drinker who turns every sentence into a lengthy exposition, usually from the foot of the stairs. postillatored adj. A drinker so far gone that every word requires chapter-by-chapter explanation. Janetra was postillatored and explained the route home one syllable at a time. postilled (/ˈpɒstɪld/) adj. You have drunk enough to annotate every pause, stumble, and unfinished sentence as though it were scripture. postillered adj. The condition of a drinker who supplies notes in the margin of every conversation and misstep. postillioned adj. Of a drinker: mounted on the body's leading side, and guiding every step from there. Erol was postillioned and treated the left-hand banister as a driving rein. postimpressionismed adj. Of a drinker: colourfully certain that the blurred journey home has greater expressive value than accuracy. Rayshon, postimpressionismed, described the coat pile in colours no one else could see. postimpressionisted adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned faithful accounts of the evening for more expressive ones. postincremented adj. Of a drinker who has added one domestic requirement after each previous one was formally considered. Nikeshia was postincremented, requesting water, toast and then a smaller glass. postindianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the final walk home as a frontier expedition.