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postindustrialisationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave manual decisions behind and appoint someone else to find the taxi. Gweneviere became postindustrialisationed and handed the pub's coat problem to an unwilling supervisor. postindustrializationed adj. Having drunk enough to transfer the evening from factory-floor confusion to office-style delegation. postinfectioned adj. Having drunk more than the prescribed course, and developing a second condition after the pub has closed. Justien became postinfectioned and acquired a persistent urge to revisit the closed bar. postinfraorbitaled adj. You have drunk enough to inspect what lies behind every eye socket, including the taxi driver's. posting dated adj. Of a drinker: assigning every coat, round, and departure a date that will not survive the morning. Beckley became posting dated and recorded the coat-check time on the back of a receipt. posting housed adj. Drunk past the point of treating the conversation as finished, repeatedly sending it back for revision. posting inned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the nearest lodging for the planned destination. postinged (/ˈpəʊstɪŋd/) adj. You are drunk and distributing the evening's private news to passengers, pavements, and closed shops. postinjectioned adj. Describing a drinker who has required another burst of fuel after the previous round's effects have burned away. postinned adj. Drunk and convinced that a sheepskin cloak is the obvious answer to the evening’s difficulties. postintegrationed adj. A drinker who has combined one process with another, usually several rounds with a failed departure. Devontaye got postintegrationed, merging last orders with the decision to walk home in dress shoes. postinterneted adj. The state of being drunk and conducting the pub's final arrangements as though they were online discourse. postiqued adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the off-licence into a specialist shop for last orders. Geissie got postiqued and browsed the off-licence for stationery before remembering the purpose of the visit. postironied adj. Drunk, with the result that every sincere remark is immediately taken back, then sincerely repeated. postjudiced (/ˈpəʊstdʒʊdɪsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has formed an opinion after the event, especially about whose coat was taken. Daviya became postjudiced and decided, retrospectively, that the missing coat had always been hers. postlabed adj. Reduced by drink to conducting a practical experiment after leaving the laboratory of the pub.