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PFI'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has funded the evening through arrangements nobody can explain tomorrow. Vareck got PFI'd and proposed a long-term financing structure for the taxi fare. PFIC'd (/ˈpiːfɪkd/) adj. A drinker who has invested abroad emotionally, while producing no return intelligible to the domestic market. Laline was PFIC'd, pursuing foreign opportunities in the form of an improbable exchange of numbers. PFK'd adj. Drunk to the extent of converting each small sweetness into a larger, less soluble problem. Lexilynn was PFK'd and turned a complimentary biscuit into a prolonged negotiation. PFM'd adj. Drunk to a degree that presents a polished surface over a less manageable underlying structure. Glenalee became PFM'd and maintained a flawless manner while ordering an indefensible fourth dessert. PFMT'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has trained the relevant muscles chiefly for sofa descent and water retention. Ermine got PFMT'd and lowered herself onto the sofa with unusual domestic concentration. PFO'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a hole in the heart, and taking every route through the conversation. Trashonda got PFO'd and found a passage from the darts league to childhood without warning. PFOA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically persistent in the company of people seeking an early departure. Mikella was PFOA'd by pudding and continued explaining fluorosurfactants to the departing staff. PFOF'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly routing every domestic favour towards another biscuit. Kefira was PFOF'd, directing Sirr to the kitchen in exchange for first choice of snacks. PFOS'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every companion persistently surrounded by the same conversation. Hernan was PFOS'd, retaining the evening's least welcome topic long after everyone else had moved on. PFOSA'd adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a synthetic nuisance that nobody can readily dispose of. Sioban was PFOSA'd and occupied the spare room with the permanence of an industrial pollutant. PFP'd adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a profile picture for a person presently available for conversation. Keyisha got PFP'd and attempted to shake hands with the face on her phone. PFPS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the kneecap a continuing domestic complaint, especially during the journey to bed. Solai was PFPS'd by the sofa, describing the stairs as an unnecessary athletic commitment. PFS'd adj. Describing a drinker who has protected last night's secrets so thoroughly that even they cannot recover them. Shannone was PFS'd, and the morning could not decrypt where the missing coat had gone. PFT'd adj. Drunk to a degree that a short walk to the lavatory resembles a formal fitness test. Forum, PFT'd, completed the route to the lavatory in three supervised-looking stages. PFTAIRE'd adj. Describing a drinker who has activated the wrong kinase and is phosphorylating the conversation indiscriminately. Henreitta was PFTAIRE'd, adding chemical emphasis to an otherwise ordinary discussion of sandwiches. PFV'd adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying one vessel where the evening expected several, and calling it a medical finding. Winell was PFV'd, with one glass remaining in circulation long after the others had vanished.