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postpartisanshipped adj. Drunk to the extent of declaring every argument over while continuing both sides of it. Johnhenry became postpartisanshipped and chaired a peace conference between himself and the barman. postpartum depressioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every subsequent task represents a regrettable aftermath. postpartumed (/ˌpəʊstˈpɑː(ɹ)təmd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of having survived something that has not happened yet. Kayliyah got postpartumed and demanded quiet recovery time after merely discussing the evening. postpatriarchied adj. Still drunk, and reorganising the household hierarchy without consulting anyone who lives there. postpedicelled adj. Too drunk to distinguish the third small segment from the rest, but certain it controls the antenna. postperformanced adj. Sufficiently drunk to judge the performance only after delivering an unsolicited sequel. postperfusion syndromed adj. Having drunk enough to make every thought after the bypass sound like a technical complication. postpericardiotomy syndromed adj. Having drunk more than the heart can reasonably accommodate, and treating every complaint as an immune response. postperovskited adj. You have drunk enough to enter a high-pressure phase in which ordinary decisions become mineralogical. Rubyanne went postperovskited and classified the seating dispute as a change of crystal structure. postpersonned adj. You are drunk and delivering opinions to every address, whether or not anyone requested them. Davanie got postpersonned and delivered a firm opinion to every table in the restaurant. postpetioled adj. Of a drinker: divided into a second small section, from which confident instructions emerge. Lind became postpetioled and directed the ant-sized queue towards an entirely unsuitable exit. postphenomenologied adj. Drunk past the point of trusting your own account of the sofa, the glass, or the evening. Ayse spent twenty minutes reconsidering the sofa’s existence, thoroughly postphenomenologied. postphlebitic syndromed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the limbs tired, the muscles doubtful, and the glass of water just out of reach. postphosphorylationed adj. Drunk, with the result that every completed domestic task acquires another small task afterwards. Asbury became postphosphorylationed while putting the milk away, then began rearranging the fridge. postpiped adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you upright in the kitchen, a remnant of yourself in the doorway. Taitiana stood postpiped beside the fridge, having forgotten why she had entered. postplatinged adj. Drunk to the extent of applying a fresh, unnecessary layer to everything already put away. Azmin postplatinged the neatly stacked plates with another unnecessary layer before sitting down.