postpolio syndromed
postprecipitationed

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postpolio syndromed adj. Drunk on the strength of earlier exertions, with fatigue and domestic weakness arriving afterwards. Sneed was postpolio syndromed after carrying one glass from the kitchen to the sofa. postponemented adj. Drunk since last orders, and formally delaying every attempt to fetch water or go home.
postponenced adj. Drunk by the third round, and quietly ranking the washing-up below every other concern. postponered adj. Drunk by closing time, and putting off the straightforward business of standing up. postpositionaled adj. Too drunk to put the important word first, especially when requesting water from the kitchen. Jhalyn was postpositionaled and supplied the request only after describing the glass. postpositioned adj. Still drunk, and placing every explanation after the object it was meant to explain. postpositioninged adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave each qualification trailing after the noun it was meant to modify. Katanna became postpositioninged and described the water as cold only after drinking it. postpositive adjectived adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can reasonably accommodate, and describing each object after colliding with it. Glenward became postpositive adjectived after meeting the table and calling it low. postpositived adj. Having drunk enough to attach every useful description after the thing itself has been misplaced. postpositivismed adj. You have drunk enough to admit that observation, background, and the sofa are all influencing the conclusion. postpositivisted adj. You are drunk and willing to revise your explanation of the spilled water without assigning blame. Xaviea was postpositivisted and accepted several possible causes for the overturned glass. postpostmodernismed adj. Softened by drink into a theory of everything that accommodates the jukebox, the ashtray, and another pint. postpostscripted adj. Still drunk, and adding one final clarification to an account already concluded, usually concerning the kebabs. postpotentialed adj. Of a drinker: retaining a small electrical charge after the stimulus has passed, particularly beside the fridge. Ishfaq was postpotentialed, still faintly animated after the bottle had been put away. postprandial dipped adj. Of a drinker who has eaten heavily and now requires the sofa, the glass, and no further decisions.
postprecipitationed adj. Describing a drinker who acquires a second coating of regret upon settling beside the first.