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postscripted (/ˈpoʊst.skɹɪptd/) adj. Of a drinker: adding one final thought after departure, then several concerning the kebab shop. Edwa left postscripted, returning twice to explain the importance of one remaining sandwich. postscriptumed (/ˌpəʊstˈskɹɪptəmd/) adj. Describing a drinker who appends an afterthought with solemnity, generally to request toast. postscutellumed adj. A drinker who has acquired a small rear plate of dignity, chiefly useful when leaving backwards. postseasonned adj. The state of being drunk and extending the evening into extra time, principally for chips. Amma was postseasonned by midnight, competing alone for the last portion of chips. postsecondary schooled adj. The condition of a drinker who has advanced beyond ordinary lessons and is now enrolled in the practical school of gravy. Evetta was postsecondary schooled, delivering a lecture on gravy from beside the microwave. postsectarianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has abandoned every division except the urgent distinction between crisps and nuts. postseparationed adj. Reduced by drink to the period after departure, when the remaining task is dividing the bill. postsocialismed adj. Softened by drink into a later historical period, in which the principal means of production is the toaster. postsphenoided adj. Sharpened by drink into the rear of the skull, where all remaining opinions are stored. poststated adj. Loosened by drink into a condition that exists after the operation, chiefly lying beside it. poststratificationed adj. Emboldened by drink to rearrange everyone into layers, with the crisps assigned to the upper tier. poststructuralismed adj. Drunk and dismantling the structure of the conversation until only a request for chips remains. Shelline was poststructuralismed, dismantling the conversation until chips remained. poststructuralisted adj. Of a drinker: dismantling every straightforward statement until the friends who made it regret speaking. poststudied adj. Drunk to the point where every conclusion requires a smaller study, preferably conducted over toast. postsubiculumed adj. Drunk enough to occupy the rear part of the mind, where the evening's navigation has been abandoned. Ayreana was postsubiculumed, locating the front door only after consulting the back of her mind. postsynapsed adj. Drunk past the point of receiving a signal correctly, particularly one directing you towards home.