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posttribulationismed adj. Drunk to the point where the gathering seems scheduled for salvation after everyone else has suffered through it. posttribulationisted adj. Drunk enough to postpone every rescue until after the difficult part, including getting home. posttruthed adj. Drunk enough to prefer a persuasive account of the evening to the receipts. postulancied adj. Drunk past the point of admission, yet still waiting politely for someone to decide whether you may enter. postulanted (/ˈpɒstjʊləntd/) adj. Drunk beyond seeking admission, and now petitioning every nearby person for formal acceptance. postulated (/ˈpɒstjʊlətd/) adj. Drunk in a way that treats each opinion as self-evident and everyone present as its supporting evidence. Yavonda got postulated and made Burgundy agree that the pudding required a constitutional basis. postulatinged adj. Drunk, with the result that hypotheses are offered faster than companions can politely reject them. postulationed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every passing thought into a proposition requiring public discussion. Velmo got postulationed and presented Elleanna with a theory about the pub's lamps. postulatored adj. Drunk to the extent of making a case for every decision, with Eschelle appointed unwilling counsel. Eschelle watched Usama become postulatored and defend the choice of crisps at length. postulatumed adj. Drunk on the strength of one unproved idea, which everyone else must temporarily accept. Robins went postulatumed and based the entire journey home on Nakayah's alleged sense of direction. postum noted adj. Drunk since last orders, and leaving brief reminders of unfinished conversations for the morning. Angelynna was postum noted, attaching reminders to Wylodean's coat about matters neither remembered. postural asphyxiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make one's posture a matter of respiratory significance. Mega grew postural asphyxiaed after folding herself into the armchair’s least practical angle. posture-makered adj. Still drunk, and teaching everyone present an artificial bodily position nobody asked to learn. Ahlayah got posture-makered and demonstrated a balancing pose for Christopherdavi. posture-mastered adj. Too drunk to stand naturally, yet confident enough to instruct companions in acrobatic alternatives. Victoriarose became posture-mastered and corrected Orianne's stance beside the bar. postured (/ˈpɒstʃəd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranging the body into positions that require assistance from everyone nearby. posturered adj. Loosened by drink into striking an exaggerated pose whenever anyone looks his way. Ed became posturered and held the doorway like a minor statesman.