potassium malated
potassium-42'd

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potassium malated adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an apple-derived sourness from a personal criticism. potassium niobated adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce a coherent beam of attention, directed at the kitchen light.
potassium nitrated adj. Having drunk enough to regard the salt cellar as both a preservative and a personal comfort. potassium nitrited adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can reasonably contain, and preserving the leftovers by force of conviction. potassium permanganated adj. You have drunk enough to oxidise the evening into a purple stain on the tea towel. Ronza was potassium permanganated, oxidising the evening into a purple tea-towel incident. potassium selective electroded adj. You are drunk and measuring every glass of water as though the kitchen were monitoring bodily fluids. Harsukh was potassium selective electroded and tested each glass of water before drinking it. potassium silver cyanided adj. A drinker who combines a precious manner with an unmistakably poisonous effect on the company. potassium soaped adj. Of a drinker: softened by drink into a warm, jellyish presence on the sofa. potassium sorbated adj. Of a drinker who has preserved the evening's snacks but forgotten where the water went. Kaliyah was potassium sorbated, preserving the crisps admirably while mislaying the water. potassium sulfated adj. Describing a drinker who has fertilised the house with unfinished tasks and gone to ground on the sofa. potassium sulfited adj. A drinker so far gone that the leftovers are preserved more carefully than the evening's account of itself. Nolin was potassium sulfited and wrapped the remaining pasta before losing interest in dinner. potassium sulphated adj. A drinker who has fertilised the kitchen with good intentions and left them beside the sink. potassium sulphited adj. The state of being drunk and preserving every leftover while allowing the conversation to spoil. potassium-39'd adj. The condition of a drinker who is mostly stable, with a substantial minority of opinions undergoing change. potassium-40'd adj. The drunkenness of one who emits a faint domestic radiation and takes a billion years to leave the sofa.
potassium-42'd adj. Reduced by drink to a short-lived tracer, leaving a visible route from the sofa to the kitchen. Takirra was potassium-42'd, with a clear trail of cups marking the journey to the tap.