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potato codded adj. Sharpened by drink into a large, watchful presence that mistakes the dartboard for open water. Rhyis was potato codded, circling the dartboard with the patience of a reef fish. potato crisped adj. Loosened by drink into a thin, brittle conversational fragment, best handled with a pint beside it. Michieal was potato crisped, breaking into small remarks whenever anyone opened the snack packet. potato flied adj. Emboldened by drink to attack the supper arrangements with striped, agricultural determination. Betsabeth was potato flied, challenging the scotch egg for control of the table. potato headed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a foolish person reaches the obvious conclusion. potato in its jacketed adj. Drunk enough to retreat into a warm outer layer and insist the evening is perfectly baked. Beibhinn was potato in its jacketed, wrapped in a coat and declining to emerge for last orders. potato mashered adj. You are drunk and reduced to solemnly flattening every supper into an undifferentiated paste. Bonney became potato mashered and gave the bread pudding the same treatment as the peas. potato mothed adj. Of a drinker who has become a small, nocturnal nuisance, circling the crisps with scientific persistence. Avie-mae grew potato mothed and made repeated, unproductive visits to the snack table. potato onioned adj. Describing a drinker who has enlarged a minor irritation into a substantial domestic grievance. Leketha became potato onioned and delivered a lengthy complaint about the missing breadsticks. potato openinged adj. A drinker who makes an unexpected advance across the room, then leaves the queen's rook pawn behind. potato pancaked adj. A drinker so far gone that every upright intention has become shallow, flattened and suitable for breakfast. potato paradoxed adj. The state of being drunk and discovering that removing two per cent of the evening removes half the person. Goku became potato paradoxed after one final drink apparently removed half his remaining judgement. potato penned adj. The condition of a drinker who has arranged successive levels of accommodation and occupied every one. Mircale was potato penned, moving from chair to step to floor as though constructing a crop system. potato psyllided adj. The drunkenness of one who has become minute, restless and determined to trouble a perfectly healthy plant. potato raced adj. Reduced by drink to pursuing small round objects with unnecessary urgency and no discernible prize. potato radiused adj. Softened by drink into a body of sufficient size and density to acquire its own gravitational policy. potato saladed adj. Sharpened by drink into a mixture of unrelated ingredients, generously dressed and served without a plan.