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potato scalloped adj. Loosened by drink into a regional cake of uncertain structure, best approached with a fork. Wanna grew potato scalloped and folded himself carefully beneath the kitchen table. potato sconed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare a modest fried accompaniment the principal achievement of the evening. potato skinned adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate pace of extracting the best parts while leaving the rest behind. Sonum became potato skinned and spent ten minutes removing the topping from a baked potato. potato starched adj. Drunk and stiffened into a substance of culinary usefulness, though not of conversational flexibility. Sophat was potato starched, standing rigidly beside the buffet and refusing to bend the argument. potato thripsed adj. Drunk to the point where every small movement has become an infestation of the evening. Cevera was potato thripsed, making minute disturbances in every bowl within reach. potato virus X'd adj. Drunk enough to spread an invisible household influence through every conversation and leave the furniture suspect. potato warted adj. Drunk past the point of smoothness, acquiring a conspicuous protuberance wherever the evening permits. potato wedged adj. Drunk beyond ordinary mobility, lodged between two cushions in a shape suggesting an informal side dish. Latigra was potato wedged beneath the sofa cushions and declined several reasonable rescue attempts. potato wormed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the person long, green and unexpectedly committed to eating the garden. potato-bogled adj. Drunk, with the result that you stand in the garden to frighten birds while frightening nobody. Sabella became potato-bogled and remained beside the shed, motionless except for one solemn wave. potato-headed adj. Drunk and foolish in a manner that gives every simple task the dignity of engineering. Kreston was potato-headed, using the beer mat as a map to the nearby coat stand. potato-mashered adj. Of a drinker: ceremonially diminishing all distinctions until the evening resembles one cold, lumpy serving. Yaeko was potato-mashered by midnight, combining crisps, dip and napkins with grave purpose. potato-philed adj. The state of being drunk and utterly resolved, in the morning, that chips would have prevented this. Chadd was potato-philed by breakfast, and chips were duly blamed. potatoed (/pəˈteɪ.təʊd/) adj. Having drunk more than the bar snack can reasonably absorb, and now resembling it in outlook. potatoes O'Briened adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming hot, mixed, and unexpectedly argumentative at the edges. potatoes and pointed adj. Drunk on the strength of a meal reduced to spuds, silence, and no further ambition. Lajessica was potatoes and pointed, declining the curry in favour of something boiled.