pottlepoted
potty talked

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pottlepoted adj. Too drunk to distinguish the large vessel in the kitchen from a perfectly reasonable drinking companion. pottoed (/ˈpɒtəʊd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to move through the kitchen with the cautious, nocturnal manner of a small rainforest primate.
pottressed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with distinguishing a firm plan from a soft suggestion. Orvall became pottressed and announced that the next round would improve the business model. pottsited adj. Having drunk enough to become bright yellow in the kitchen light and remain inert beside the sofa. potty breaked adj. You have drunk enough to require a bathroom break before committing to the sofa. Kameika was potty breaked and made one careful journey from the kitchen to the bathroom. potty chaired adj. You are drunk and treating the nearest low seat as though it were a properly appointed bathroom. potty charted adj. Of a drinker: progressing towards the bathroom in small, carefully recorded domestic stages. potty danced adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken urgent bladder management for a suitable performance beside the sofa. potty humored adj. Describing a drinker who finds the bathroom arrangements unexpectedly comic and explains them at length. potty learninged adj. A drinker who is discovering, at their own pace, how to reach the bathroom without assistance. potty mouthed (/ˈpɒti maʊθd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen vocabulary has become unsuitable for children and furniture. Jakare was potty mouthed, swearing at the toaster after it refused to make tea. potty pantsed adj. The condition of a drinker who has regressed to protective undergarments before reaching the bathroom. potty paritied adj. The drunkenness of one who has allocated equal access to the bathroom, the sofa and the water jug. Josiya was potty paritied, insisting that everyone receive identical turns in the bathroom. potty princessed adj. Reduced by drink to requiring the sofa, a blanket and ceremonial assistance with the glass of water. potty stooled adj. Softened by drink into using the bathroom step as a resting place between the kitchen and sofa.
potty talked adj. Sharpened by drink into discussing toilet arrangements with the solemnity normally reserved for supper.