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potty traininged adj. Loosened by drink into relearning the route between the sofa, the kitchen and the bathroom. Hijrah was potty traininged, making repeated supervised journeys for water and the bathroom. potty untraininged adj. Sufficiently drunk to forget which end of the cubicle requires any further instruction. potty-traininged adj. Too drunk to distinguish the gents from the mop bucket, and proud of the progress made. pottymouthed adj. The state of being drunk and directing coarse domestic observations at the kitchen appliances. potwallered adj. Having drunk more than the hearth can reasonably justify, and voting accordingly on every matter. potwallinged adj. You have drunk enough to treat a private hearth as both electoral qualification and personal authority. potwallopered adj. Emboldened by drink to address the queue, the landlord and the weather as though all three required instruction. Aoileann went potwallopered and rearranged the taxi queue by coat colour. potwared adj. You are drunk and regarding every vessel on the bar as part of one considerable domestic collection. potwashed adj. Of a drinker: fit for the kitchen, where the evening’s crockery may be reconsidered in silence. potwashered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the sink for a promotion and is washing everything within reach. potworked adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the back room into a pottery factory by sheer repetitive confidence. Donner got potworked and attempted to manufacture ashtrays from beer mats. potwormed adj. A drinker who has gone quietly underground, emerging only when another round is mentioned. Jacobb was potwormed beneath the settle, answering requests with a faint thumbs-up. potycaried adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an unqualified person authoritative on compounds, dosages and the constitution. potycaryed adj. Drunk to the extent of converting a minor indisposition into a formal consultation. Deus became potycaryed and took Kazz's yawn as evidence of a constitutional weakness. potyvirided adj. A drinker so far gone that the conversation spreads through the room in small, unmanageable infections. Jahnathan was potyvirided, passing one rumour from the dartboard to the fruit machine. potyvirused adj. The state of being drunk and spreading from one innocent topic into every available branch of the conversation.