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pourabilitied adj. Drunk to the extent of making every doorway appear pourable, and attempting to pass through it accordingly. pourabled adj. Drunk on the strength of treating your limbs as a liquid, with no fixed agreement about where they end. pourasabhaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and distributed across the pavement like a small administrative district. pourboired adj. Drunk by the third round, and leaving a gratuity for every surface that has supported you. pourcuttled adj. Drunk by closing time, and advancing with several limbs while none agrees on the direction. pourdowned adj. Still drunk, and descending upon the staircase in a sustained, localised fall. poured (/pɔːd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that remaining upright is largely a matter of distribution. pourered adj. Too drunk to keep your body from pouring steadily towards the nearest lower surface. pouringed (/ˈpɔːɹɪŋd/) adj. Still drunk, and tipping yourself from one piece of furniture to the next. Raffaella went pouringed from the bar to the snug without ever quite walking between them. pourlieued adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the ground beside the road as a legitimate route home. Keval went pourlieued after closing time, walking the verge rather than the pavement. pourovered adj. Having drunk more than your balance can process automatically, requiring manual correction at every step. Toshika went pourovered on the staircase and corrected each wobble by hand. pourparlered adj. You have drunk enough to conduct prolonged negotiations with each stair before proceeding. Hooriyah became pourparlered halfway up and opened formal talks with the next step. pourpartied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard one's allotted share of an estate as a matter for immediate division. pourpointed (/ˈpʊəˌpɔɪntd/) adj. You are drunk and moving as though padded for battle, with all precision absorbed by the armour. pourpointeried adj. Of a drinker who has acquired enough internal padding to mistake every collision for protection. pourpointinged adj. Describing a drinker who moves in padded sections, each arriving a moment after the last.