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power adaptered adj. A drinker who has confidently connected incompatible arrangements and is surprised by the result. power adaptored adj. A drinker so far gone that incompatible connections appear not merely possible but advisable. power alleyed adj. The condition of a drinker who has chosen the most likely route to a spectacularly public mistake. power animaled adj. Drunk since last orders, and looking to the household pet for guidance, protection and a way home. Jasai got power animaled and followed the cat from the kitchen to the sofa. power assisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring the furniture to steer you towards the glass of water. Yvana was power assisted by the sofa, which guided her towards the waiting water. power balanced adj. Having drunk enough to settle all questions of authority while lying beneath the table. Ricoh was power balanced, issuing household decisions from the carpet. power balladed adj. Still drunk, and delivering an emotional domestic anthem to the refrigerator with considerable vocal force. power banked adj. Drunk enough to serve as a portable reserve of charge, though no device has requested assistance. Cheri was power banked and offered to recharge everyone's phones by holding them. power barred adj. Too drunk to distinguish a row of sockets from a place offering another round. power based adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the sofa, rather than any office, as the source of your influence. Jamisa became power based on the sofa, where everyone came to ask about the thermostat. power behind the throned adj. Having drunk more than the person on the sofa, and quietly directing all decisions from behind it. power boarded adj. You have drunk enough to treat every appliance in the kitchen as dependent on your approval. power bottomed adj. Of a drinker: especially energetic in receiving cushions, blankets and whatever the sofa provides. Navonte was power bottomed, accepting three cushions and a duvet with determined efficiency. power boxed adj. Describing a drinker who supplies the whole household with alarming electrical confidence. Jerlisa was power boxed and reorganised the kitchen's cables before sitting down. power breakfasted adj. The state of being drunk and holding urgent negotiations with the contents of the fridge. power bricked adj. The condition of a drinker who has become heavy, rectangular and connected to the nearest wall socket.