power feminismed
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power feminismed adj. Softened by drink into challenging every injustice, beginning with the unfair distribution of crisps. power forwarded adj. Sharpened by drink into occupying the front of every conversation, collecting rebounds and blocking retreat. Enesa went power forwarded and intercepted every attempt to leave the kitchen.
power functioned adj. Loosened by drink into raising every ordinary variable to a different and unexplained exponent. Kristasia became power functioned and calculated the price of each sausage by its square. power gamered adj. Emboldened by drink to demand state-of-the-art equipment for a game requiring only a coin. Merial became power gamered and requested a faster processor for the pub quiz. power gapped adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the difference in authority becomes visible between you and the coat stand. Aarib went power gapped and waited for the coat stand to approve his departure. power grabbed adj. Drunk and seizing authority over the playlist by methods neither democratic nor especially effective. power gridded adj. Drunk to the point where every route through the room is mapped, distributed, and eventually blocked. Romuald grew power gridded and assigned each guest a circuit through the kitchen. power handed adj. Drunk past the point of knowing which hand receives the mysterious energy and which merely holds the glass. power harrowed adj. Drunk beyond any useful cultivation, having reduced the carpet to a series of shallow furrows. Lekia went power harrowed and dragged a chair across the carpet in agricultural fashion. power hittered adj. Drunk in a way that produces a high slugging percentage against unattended furniture. power hockeyed adj. Drunk, with the result that the corridor becomes a competitive surface and the wheelchair a tactical vehicle. Nevio became power hockeyed and pursued the pudding trolley with determined precision. power houred adj. Drunk to a degree that treats the previous hour's drinking as merely an administrative interval. power housed adj. Drunk and producing enough low, steady noise to suggest a station operating behind the curtains. power interruptioned adj. Drunk to the extent of suffering a local outage whenever asked a straightforward question. power invertered adj. Drunk on the strength of converting every sensible current of thought into alternating nonsense.
power jammed adj. Drunk since last orders, and the sole jammer on the track of conversation.