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power feminismed
adj.
Softened by drink into challenging every injustice, beginning with the unfair distribution of crisps.
power forwarded
adj.
Sharpened by drink into occupying the front of every conversation, collecting rebounds and blocking retreat.
Enesa went
power forwarded
and intercepted every attempt to leave the kitchen.
power functioned
adj.
Loosened by drink into raising every ordinary variable to a different and unexplained exponent.
Kristasia became
power functioned
and calculated the price of each sausage by its square.
power gamered
adj.
Emboldened by drink to demand state-of-the-art equipment for a game requiring only a coin.
Merial became
power gamered
and requested a faster processor for the pub quiz.
power gapped
adj.
Slowed by drink to the point where the difference in authority becomes visible between you and the coat stand.
Aarib went
power gapped
and waited for the coat stand to approve his departure.
power grabbed
adj.
Drunk and seizing authority over the playlist by methods neither democratic nor especially effective.
power gridded
adj.
Drunk to the point where every route through the room is mapped, distributed, and eventually blocked.
Romuald grew
power gridded
and assigned each guest a circuit through the kitchen.
power handed
adj.
Drunk past the point of knowing which hand receives the mysterious energy and which merely holds the glass.
power harrowed
adj.
Drunk beyond any useful cultivation, having reduced the carpet to a series of shallow furrows.
Lekia went
power harrowed
and dragged a chair across the carpet in agricultural fashion.
power hittered
adj.
Drunk in a way that produces a high slugging percentage against unattended furniture.
power hockeyed
adj.
Drunk, with the result that the corridor becomes a competitive surface and the wheelchair a tactical vehicle.
Nevio became
power hockeyed
and pursued the pudding trolley with determined precision.
power houred
adj.
Drunk to a degree that treats the previous hour's drinking as merely an administrative interval.
power housed
adj.
Drunk and producing enough low, steady noise to suggest a station operating behind the curtains.
power interruptioned
adj.
Drunk to the extent of suffering a local outage whenever asked a straightforward question.
power invertered
adj.
Drunk on the strength of converting every sensible current of thought into alternating nonsense.
power jammed
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and the sole jammer on the track of conversation.
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