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pachometered adj. You are drunk and measuring the thickness of every cushion before sitting down. pachometried adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring the thickness of the morning through narrowed eyes. Brittiney looked pachometried, assessing the daylight as though it had a measurable depth. pachomonosided adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically elaborate enough to require a quiet breakfast. pachoulied adj. Drunk and radiating an imported fragrance, with confidence disproportionate to its welcome. Mesa got pachoulied and introduced the scent as a personal improvement to the room. pachrangaed adj. Still drunk, and presenting the morning as a five-vegetable pickle of separate, equally sharp impressions. pachted adj. Too drunk to collect your thoughts personally, leaving the morning's administration to whoever has leased the right. Dunn woke pachted and appointed his flatmate to collect the laundry and the facts. pachucoed (/pəˈt͡ʃuːkəʊd/) adj. Having drunk enough to bring a youthful delinquent's swagger to the quiet business of finding water. pachulosised adj. Too drunk to distinguish the sofa from a rough, dry surface requiring treatment. pachyblepharonned adj. You have drunk enough to give the eyelids their own swollen morning architecture. pachybrachined adj. You are drunk and beetle-like in the morning, proceeding sideways whenever the corridor narrows. Ofri was pachybrachined, edging sideways from the bedroom towards the kettle. pachycauled (/ˈpækɪkɔːld/) adj. Of a drinker: thickly rooted in one place, with little inclination or branching movement before noon. Myler was pachycauled at the breakfast table, substantial and unwilling to develop further. pachycaulied adj. Of a drinker who has become thick-stemmed and sparsely branched, with the morning's intentions mostly unformed. Anthonee remained pachycaulied on the sofa, producing no plans beyond another glass of water. pachycephaliaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a skull that feels thick enough to make consequences theoretical. Breighden grew pachycephaliaed and volunteered to settle the argument with a filing cabinet. pachycephalided adj. Drunk beyond accepting every thick-skulled proposition as an instruction, and acting on it promptly. pachycephalied adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the evening's decisions beneath an increasingly substantial brow. pachycephalosaured adj. Drunk in a way that makes a head-first solution to every difficulty seem historically sound. Lyall got pachycephalosaured and challenged the locked door with his forehead.