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ppged adj. Emboldened by drink to announce a points-per-game record for every activity undertaken. ppied adj. The state of being drunk and measuring the room’s people by how closely their faces seem packed together. Violett became ppied and compared the crowded bar with a television viewed from too far away.
ppled adj. The state of being drunk and socially plural, with a separate conversation occurring at every end of the sofa. Joaquin was ppled, taking turns answering himself from opposite armchairs. ppmed adj. You have drunk enough to measure the conversation in millionths, and still insist the figures are broadly accurate. ppongjjaked adj. You are drunk and bouncing along to Korean pop as though the bar were a dance hall. Kumani went ppongjjaked after the second round, trotting between tables to the jukebox. ppqed adj. Of a drinker: counting the evening in quadrillionths, with each infinitesimal measure treated as decisive. ppted adj. A drinker so far gone that distinctions smaller than one part in a trillion become socially important. pptsed adj. Drunk on the strength of several small increments, each insufficient alone and decisive together. pr0n'd adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the pub noticeboard for an unsuitable website and is browsing it discreetly. Kayatana got pr0n'd and inspected the charity raffle poster from behind her pint. prDNA'd adj. Describing a drinker who repeats the same story in successive, nearly identical strands. praamed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a covered infant carriage, with the morning's first movement still pending. prabhued adj. A drinker who has assumed lordship of the snug and receives ordinary conversation as tribute. pracademicked adj. The state of being drunk and applying scholarly terminology to a task better handled with a cloth. praccied (/ˈpɹækid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every visit to the bar as rehearsal for a more important performance. pracharaked adj. The drunkenness of one who recruits the entire pub to a cause before remembering what the cause was.
pracked adj. A drinker so far gone that a practical becomes a full evening's undertaking, preferably with a pint beside it. Ryce got pracked and spent half an hour demonstrating the correct way to open a packet.