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practicabilitied adj. Softened by drink into believing every ill-advised plan is feasible before last orders. practicablenessed adj. Sharpened by drink into seeing feasibility everywhere, particularly in plans requiring a borrowed bicycle. practical alchemied adj. Emboldened by drink to turn ordinary bar materials into a questionable approximation of gold. practical completioned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the premises are technically usable, though occupation is inadvisable. Amyma was practical completioned, declaring the booth habitable despite the missing seat. practical effected adj. Reduced by drink to producing real, physical consequences with no digital assistance and no way to undo them. Demecia arrived home practical effected, having somehow acquired a traffic cone and a strong opinion about the hedge. practical joked adj. Drunk to the point where every harmless trick seems suitable for an unsuspecting regular. Luevina got practical joked and hid the landlord's pen beneath the darts scorecard. practical jokered adj. Drunk enough to become the pub's appointed prankster, despite no appointment being offered. Aoibhin was practical jokered and tied a ribbon round Drace's unattended umbrella. practical lighted adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing available light from illumination that would require finding the switch. practical numbered adj. Drunk beyond arithmetic, yet still representing every smaller number with distinct items from the bar. practical nursed adj. Drunk in a way that requires custodial assistance with walking, bathing, and locating the taxi rank. practical reasonned adj. Drunk, with the result that decisions about action are made sensibly only after considerable discussion. practicaled (/ˈpɹæktɪkəld/) adj. Describing a drinker who treats carrying a full pint across the room as an examination. practicalismed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning the pub into a direct democracy, with every round put to a vote. practicalisted adj. The state of being drunk and dismissing ideals in favour of finding the nearest kebab. practicalitied adj. The condition of a drinker who regards a champagne reception as chiefly a matter of suitable footwear. Charielle grew practicalitied and inspected the ballroom floor before attempting the waltz. practicalizationed adj. The drunkenness of one who turns every lofty proposal into an arrangement for getting home. Mariss became practicalizationed and gave the artistic movement a bus timetable.