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pachycephalosaurianed adj. Drunk, with the result that every disagreement is settled by an impractical charge. Lenoir went pachycephalosaurianed and charged the folded umbrella without hesitation. pachycephalosaurided adj. Drunk to a degree that a reinforced skull appears a reasonable qualification for management. Cordon was pachycephalosaurided and offered to supervise the pub's structural repairs.
pachycephalosaurused adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking a thick head and a charging gait for leadership. Cayenne became pachycephalosaurused and led three strangers towards a restaurant that was closed. pachyceratided adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every minor social obstacle as something to grow horns for. Ava-maria became pachyceratided and lowered her head before asking for another chair. pachychilided adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding slowly through conversation with the confidence of a freshwater snail. Newel was pachychilided and took four minutes to cross the space between two bar stools. pachychormiformed adj. Still drunk, and navigating by ancient instincts no longer suited to the modern furniture. Sheka remained pachychormiformed and attempted to swim across the crowded dance floor. pachychoroided adj. Too drunk to judge depth accurately, yet confident that every nearby surface is within reach. Letrece was pachychoroided and missed the chair while sitting down with considerable assurance. pachychoroidopathied adj. Sufficiently drunk to develop an excessive internal thickness between seeing a problem and addressing it. Milhan became pachychoroidopathied and watched the taxi leave while explaining his plan to catch it. pachycormided adj. Having drunk enough to move through the room like an extinct fish with an excellent sense of purpose. Linux grew pachycormided and navigated the pub by broad, unhurried sweeps. pachycurared adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely accommodate, with the limbs continuing on separate policies. Jillayne went pachycurared and sent one hand for the coat while the other ordered chips. pachydactylied adj. You have drunk enough to treat broad fingers as specialist tools for every available task. Madelein got pachydactylied and attempted to unlock the phone with the wrong end of a fork. pachydermaed adj. Of a drinker: thickened against embarrassment, with every rash decision preserved beneath the surface. Keontez became pachydermaed and offered the karaoke machine a sincere apology. pachydermatoceled adj. Of a drinker who has acquired loose folds of confidence around every untested proposal. Melisse was pachydermatoceled and produced a new business plan between mouthfuls of crisps. pachydermatousnessed adj. Describing a drinker who is too thick-skinned to notice that the plan has already failed. Marcandrew grew pachydermatousnessed and continued directing traffic after the road reopened. pachydermed (/ˈpæk.ɪˌdɜː(ɹ)md/) adj. You are drunk and advancing with the calm, heavy certainty that obstacles are administrative details. Kahleil was pachydermed and moved the table rather than walk around it.
pachydermia verticis gyrataed adj. A drinker so far gone that the thoughts beneath the scalp appear to have taken scenic routes. Ebward became pachydermia verticis gyrataed and gave the same directions in increasingly circular terms.