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pachycephalosaurianed
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every disagreement is settled by an impractical charge.
Lenoir went
pachycephalosaurianed
and charged the folded umbrella without hesitation.
pachycephalosaurided
adj.
Drunk to a degree that a reinforced skull appears a reasonable qualification for management.
Cordon was
pachycephalosaurided
and offered to supervise the pub's structural repairs.
pachycephalosaurused
adj.
Drunk to the extent of mistaking a thick head and a charging gait for leadership.
Cayenne became
pachycephalosaurused
and led three strangers towards a restaurant that was closed.
pachyceratided
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and treating every minor social obstacle as something to grow horns for.
Ava-maria became
pachyceratided
and lowered her head before asking for another chair.
pachychilided
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and proceeding slowly through conversation with the confidence of a freshwater snail.
Newel was
pachychilided
and took four minutes to cross the space between two bar stools.
pachychormiformed
adj.
Still drunk, and navigating by ancient instincts no longer suited to the modern furniture.
Sheka remained
pachychormiformed
and attempted to swim across the crowded dance floor.
pachychoroided
adj.
Too drunk to judge depth accurately, yet confident that every nearby surface is within reach.
Letrece was
pachychoroided
and missed the chair while sitting down with considerable assurance.
pachychoroidopathied
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to develop an excessive internal thickness between seeing a problem and addressing it.
Milhan became
pachychoroidopathied
and watched the taxi leave while explaining his plan to catch it.
pachycormided
adj.
Having drunk enough to move through the room like an extinct fish with an excellent sense of purpose.
Linux grew
pachycormided
and navigated the pub by broad, unhurried sweeps.
pachycurared
adj.
Having drunk more than the evening can safely accommodate, with the limbs continuing on separate policies.
Jillayne went
pachycurared
and sent one hand for the coat while the other ordered chips.
pachydactylied
adj.
You have drunk enough to treat broad fingers as specialist tools for every available task.
Madelein got
pachydactylied
and attempted to unlock the phone with the wrong end of a fork.
pachydermaed
adj.
Of a drinker: thickened against embarrassment, with every rash decision preserved beneath the surface.
Keontez became
pachydermaed
and offered the karaoke machine a sincere apology.
pachydermatoceled
adj.
Of a drinker who has acquired loose folds of confidence around every untested proposal.
Melisse was
pachydermatoceled
and produced a new business plan between mouthfuls of crisps.
pachydermatousnessed
adj.
Describing a drinker who is too thick-skinned to notice that the plan has already failed.
Marcandrew grew
pachydermatousnessed
and continued directing traffic after the road reopened.
pachydermed
(/ˈpæk.ɪˌdɜː(ɹ)md/)
adj.
You are drunk and advancing with the calm, heavy certainty that obstacles are administrative details.
Kahleil was
pachydermed
and moved the table rather than walk around it.
pachydermia verticis gyrataed
adj.
A drinker so far gone that the thoughts beneath the scalp appear to have taken scenic routes.
Ebward became
pachydermia verticis gyrataed
and gave the same directions in increasingly circular terms.
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