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pachydermiaed adj. A drinker who has become elephantine in confidence, reach and appetite for further decisions. Yusuf was pachydermiaed and ordered supper for a table that contained nobody else. pachydermied adj. The condition of a drinker who has hardened into a warty certainty that every impulse deserves execution. Antonica became pachydermied and attempted to improve the jukebox with a teaspoon. pachydermoperiostosised adj. The state of being drunk and furnished with swelling confidence, thickened judgement and club-like fingers for pointing. Lasse was pachydermoperiostosised and pointed out the obvious until everyone agreed to leave. pachydictyoled adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a complicated brown-algal compound for a mandate to improvise. Aerik got pachydictyoled and invented a cocktail whose ingredients required a laboratory. pachydiscided adj. Reduced by drink to an ammonite's confidence: coiled around one idea and unable to leave it. Tiffni became pachydiscided and returned to the question of who had moved the salt. pachyglossiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the tongue as an upholstered household fitting. Alnisa was pachyglossiaed, and left the glass of water untouched beside the sofa. pachygyriaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and navigating the kitchen by convolutions rather than corridors. Jackie was pachygyriaed, circling the kitchen island before finding the sink. pachylaelapided adj. Still drunk, and moving over the sofa in minute, many-legged adjustments. Masion remained pachylaelapided beneath the blanket, making several small journeys towards the remote. pachylosised adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire the dry, thickened manner of someone who has slept in clothes. Castro was pachylosised by midnight, accepting the sofa as both bed and wardrobe. pachymaranned adj. Having drunk enough to become a useful substrate for whatever the kitchen intends next. Lindsie was pachymaranned, and accepted the blender's arrival without enquiring why. pachymeningitised adj. Having drunk more than the dura mater can reasonably be expected to accommodate, and retiring to the sofa. Dearmond became pachymeningitised and slept with one hand around a glass of water. pachymeninxed adj. You have drunk enough to require the sofa's firm outer covering for support. Sophie-leigh was pachymeninxed and used the back of the sofa as a headrest. pachymetered adj. Of a drinker: measuring the sofa cushions by touch, then choosing the thickest. Aleane was pachymetered, and rejected the armchair for insufficient padding. pachymetried adj. Of a drinker who has measured every available surface for thickness before lying down. Maxmillian became pachymetried and assessed the kitchen mat as a possible mattress. pachymorphed adj. Describing a drinker who has become a thick, immovable presence beside the sofa. Litasha was pachymorphed, rooted beside the sofa with one slipper missing. pachynemaed adj. A drinker who has entered a long domestic stage, pairing off thoughts before division fails. Andree was pachynemaed, sorting the teaspoons into pairs and forgetting the water.