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pachyodonted adj. A drinker so far gone that every sandwich requires teeth of unusually substantial design. Salonda was pachyodonted and bit carefully through toast intended for the morning. pachyonychiaed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to open a cupboard without treating the nails as tools. Avelino was pachyonychiaed, tapping thickly at the cupboard latch for several minutes. pachyophiided adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a slow reptile beneath the sofa blanket. Faigy was pachyophiided, advancing towards the kitchen in patient, low movements. pachyosteosclerosised adj. The drunkenness of one who has stiffened from within and now requires furniture for turning. Tasos was pachyosteosclerosised, pivoting carefully between the sofa and the sink. pachyostosised adj. Reduced by drink to a rigid arrangement of ribs and vertebrae, best left on the sofa. Kennya was pachyostosised and spent the night aligned with the sofa cushions. pachypleurosaured adj. Softened by drink into an aquatic-looking domestic reptile, vaguely at home beside the sink. Lindasue was pachypleurosaured, gliding slowly from the sofa towards the tap. pachypleurosaurided adj. Drunk, with the result that the walk to the taxi becomes a broad, low crawl through the car park. Avri was pachypleurosaurided and crossed the car park with admirable prehistoric persistence. pachypoded adj. Sharpened by drink into a thick-footed creature unable to cross the kitchen quietly. Noraa was pachypoded, her heavy steps announcing each trip for water. pachypodoled adj. Loosened by drink into a flavonol-like domestic presence, dissolving gradually beside the sofa. Iyon was pachypodoled, slumping into the sofa as though mixed into the cushions. pachyporided adj. Emboldened by drink to form a hard, branching household obstruction around the kitchen. Jayraj was pachyporided, establishing a rigid colony between the fridge and the sink. pachyptiled (/pəˈkɪptɪld/) adj. Slowed by drink to seabird pace, with long pauses between the sofa and the kitchen. Sutten was pachyptiled, pausing mid-flight between the sofa and the water glass. pachyrhinosaurinned adj. Drunk and carrying a broad, prehistoric prominence into the kitchen without apparent purpose. Kayleighann was pachyrhinosaurinned, advancing on the sofa with a conspicuous forehead. pachyrhizodontided adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen fish supper is regarded as an extinct specimen. Joette was pachyrhizodontided, examining the fish fingers as though they belonged in a museum. pachyrhizodontoided adj. You have drunk enough to regard every bar snack as a fossilised fish and enquire after its lineage. Analiha got pachyrhizodontoided and inspected the pickled eggs as though excavated from the Pennines. pachyrhynchided adj. You are drunk and nosing into every corner of the snug, with a beetle's determined lack of purpose. Carmesha went pachyrhynchided round the snug, investigating each unattended pint. pachyrostranned adj. Of a drinker: broad-headed, stubborn, and inclined to settle minor disagreements by lowering the front end. Dawna became pachyrostranned after the second round and challenged the coat stand to a quiet dispute.