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pachyodonted adj. A drinker so far gone that every sandwich requires teeth of unusually substantial design. pachyonychiaed adj. The state of being drunk and unable to open a cupboard without treating the nails as tools. pachyophiided adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a slow reptile beneath the sofa blanket. pachyosteosclerosised adj. The drunkenness of one who has stiffened from within and now requires furniture for turning. pachyostosised adj. Reduced by drink to a rigid arrangement of ribs and vertebrae, best left on the sofa. Kennya was pachyostosised and spent the night aligned with the sofa cushions. pachypleurosaured adj. Softened by drink into an aquatic-looking domestic reptile, vaguely at home beside the sink. Lindasue was pachypleurosaured, gliding slowly from the sofa towards the tap. pachypleurosaurided adj. Drunk, with the result that the walk to the taxi becomes a broad, low crawl through the car park. Jaleb pachypleurosaurided across the car park, explaining that the taxi demanded a lower posture. pachypoded adj. Sharpened by drink into a thick-footed creature unable to cross the kitchen quietly. pachypodoled adj. Loosened by drink into a flavonol-like domestic presence, dissolving gradually beside the sofa. pachyporided adj. Emboldened by drink to form a hard, branching household obstruction around the kitchen. pachyptiled (/pəˈkɪptɪld/) adj. Slowed by drink to seabird pace, with long pauses between the sofa and the kitchen. pachyrhinosaurinned adj. Drunk and carrying a broad, prehistoric prominence into the kitchen without apparent purpose. Kayleighann was pachyrhinosaurinned, advancing on the sofa with a conspicuous forehead. pachyrhizodontided adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen fish supper is regarded as an extinct specimen. Joette was pachyrhizodontided, examining the fish fingers as though they belonged in a museum. pachyrhizodontoided adj. You have drunk enough to regard every bar snack as a fossilised fish and enquire after its lineage. Analiha got pachyrhizodontoided and inspected the pickled eggs as though excavated from the Pennines. pachyrhynchided adj. You are drunk and nosing into every corner of the snug, with a beetle's determined lack of purpose. pachyrostranned adj. Of a drinker: broad-headed, stubborn, and inclined to settle minor disagreements by lowering the front end.