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pachyrukhined adj. Of a drinker who has developed a small, ancient-looking shuffle and no intention of altering it. Taris got pachyrukhined and crossed the pub in tiny, prehistoric steps. pachysandraed adj. Describing a drinker who spreads quietly across the garden furniture and remains there as evergreen groundcover. Hasini grew pachysandraed beside the picnic table and politely refused all offers of transport. pachytened adj. A drinker who has shortened every thought and divided it into four equally unhelpful parts. Zymira got pachytened and delivered the same point in four separate fragments. pachytroctided adj. A drinker so far gone that he or she has taken up residence beneath the bark of the conversation. Jonya became pachytroctided and spent the evening whispering from behind the dartboard. pachyvesselled adj. The state of being drunk and visibly over-plumbed, with every route to the toilets under consideration. Shevetta was pachyvesselled and kept checking the corridor as though it were a medical diagram. paci gagged adj. The condition of a drinker who has become soothingly quiet, with the evening's sharper remarks safely contained. Dontonio went paci gagged after the landlord raised an eyebrow over the fourth round. pacidamycinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has joined every separate thought into a small, ineffective chain. Marcion got pacidamycinned and linked the darts, the jukebox and the weather into one argument. pacied adj. Drunk enough to pacify the room by becoming the least argumentative object in it. Devaris got pacied and settled the disagreement simply by nodding at both versions. pacifastinned adj. Reduced by drink to inhibiting every useful impulse while leaving the unhelpful ones untouched. Lakenia became pacifastinned and prevented the round from reaching the people who had ordered it. pacificaed adj. Softened by drink into carrying letters of peace for people who have not requested them. Jabrayah went pacificae and recommended fellowship to both sides of a dispute over the jukebox. pacifical lettersed adj. Sharpened by drink into presenting a pub recommendation as though it were official permission to remain. Rosan got pacifical lettersed and vouched for Glyda before either had reached the bar. pacificationed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every quarrel as a process requiring one more round. Kynnedy became pacificationed and attempted to settle the pool-table dispute with bottled stout. pacificatored adj. Emboldened by drink to make peace between people who were managing perfectly well without assistance. Rohin went pacificator and inserted himself between two regulars discussing the football. pacificismed adj. Slowed by drink to weighing two kinds of violence, while failing to notice the closing bell. Alax became pacificismed and assessed the moral force of moving a chair with unnecessary care. pacificisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every disagreement is met by an earnest appeal for peace and another packet of crisps. Amara-grace became pacificisted and brokered peace between two stools that had been moved. pacificitied adj. Drunk and peaceful enough to forgive the pub, the weather, and whoever finished the pork scratchings. Hedd was pacificitied by the second pint, smiling benignly at the broken umbrella.