pachyrukhined
pacificitied

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pachyrukhined adj. Of a drinker who has developed a small, ancient-looking shuffle and no intention of altering it. pachysandraed adj. Describing a drinker who spreads quietly across the garden furniture and remains there as evergreen groundcover. Jurene pachysandraed across the garden bench and declared the arrangement permanent.
pachytened adj. A drinker who has shortened every thought and divided it into four equally unhelpful parts. pachytroctided adj. A drinker so far gone that he or she has taken up residence beneath the bark of the conversation. pachyvesselled adj. The state of being drunk and visibly over-plumbed, with every route to the toilets under consideration. paci gagged adj. The condition of a drinker who has become soothingly quiet, with the evening's sharper remarks safely contained. Dontonio went paci gagged after the landlord raised an eyebrow over the fourth round. pacidamycinned adj. The drunkenness of one who has joined every separate thought into a small, ineffective chain. pacied adj. Drunk enough to pacify the room by becoming the least argumentative object in it. pacifastinned adj. Reduced by drink to inhibiting every useful impulse while leaving the unhelpful ones untouched. pacificaed adj. Softened by drink into carrying letters of peace for people who have not requested them. Jabrayah went pacificae and recommended fellowship to both sides of a dispute over the jukebox. pacifical lettersed adj. Sharpened by drink into presenting a pub recommendation as though it were official permission to remain. pacificationed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every quarrel as a process requiring one more round. Kynnedy became pacificationed and attempted to settle the pool-table dispute with bottled stout. pacificatored adj. Emboldened by drink to make peace between people who were managing perfectly well without assistance. Rohin went pacificator and inserted himself between two regulars discussing the football. pacificismed adj. Slowed by drink to weighing two kinds of violence, while failing to notice the closing bell. pacificisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every disagreement is met by an earnest appeal for peace and another packet of crisps.
pacificitied adj. Drunk and peaceful enough to forgive the pub, the weather, and whoever finished the pork scratchings.