preannouncemented
preasphaltened

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preannouncemented adj. Softened by drink into announcing every domestic action before attempting it. preannouncered adj. Sharpened by drink into a household herald, proclaiming the arrival of toast and water.
preantepenulted adj. Loosened by drink into placing the important household word several syllables too far back. Randyn became preantepenulted and lost the word for water somewhere behind the sentence. preantepenultimaed adj. Emboldened by drink to put the fourth-last syllable first, then request the sofa with confidence. Frankie-may became preantepenultimaed and moved the stress in every word on the way to the sofa. preantepenultimated (/ˌpɹiːˌæntɪpɪˈnʌltɪmətd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the fourth-last syllable arrives after the glass of water. Tawatha became preantepenultimated and took an age to complete the word blanket. preantiquitied adj. Drunk and behaving as though the kitchen belonged to a civilisation before recorded history. Cirenia became preantiquitied and examined the tap as an artefact of unknown purpose. preapicaled adj. Drunk to the point where the structure just behind the front of the mouth controls the request for water. preapologied adj. Drunk past the point of waiting for an offence, with apologies already prepared beside the water. Tilor became preapologied and apologised for the blanket before anyone had noticed it. preappetizered adj. Drunk beyond the point where a small bite is a course, yet still treating toast as an amuse-bouche. preapplicationed adj. Drunk in a way that submits the request for water before deciding whether the kitchen is reachable. preappointmented adj. Describing a drinker who treats every new conversation as a previous appointment finally being kept. preapprehensioned adj. A drinker who has formed an opinion of everyone at the bar before learning their names. Ashae became preapprehensioned and declared the quiet man by the fruit machine untrustworthy. preapprovaled adj. A drinker so far gone that every proposed round receives approval before anyone has explained it. prearrangemented adj. The state of being drunk and having organised the rest of the evening before remembering what evening it is. preascertainmented adj. The condition of a drinker who has decided what happened before asking anybody who was there.
preasphaltened adj. The drunkenness of one who has become soluble in spirits and difficult to separate from the bar stool.