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preannouncemented
preasphaltened
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preannouncemented
adj.
Softened by drink into announcing every domestic action before attempting it.
preannouncered
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a household herald, proclaiming the arrival of toast and water.
preantepenulted
adj.
Loosened by drink into placing the important household word several syllables too far back.
Randyn became
preantepenulted
and lost the word for water somewhere behind the sentence.
preantepenultimaed
adj.
Emboldened by drink to put the fourth-last syllable first, then request the sofa with confidence.
Frankie-may became
preantepenultimaed
and moved the stress in every word on the way to the sofa.
preantepenultimated
(/ˌpɹiːˌæntɪpɪˈnʌltɪmətd/)
adj.
Slowed by drink to the point where the fourth-last syllable arrives after the glass of water.
Tawatha became
preantepenultimated
and took an age to complete the word blanket.
preantiquitied
adj.
Drunk and behaving as though the kitchen belonged to a civilisation before recorded history.
Cirenia became
preantiquitied
and examined the tap as an artefact of unknown purpose.
preapicaled
adj.
Drunk to the point where the structure just behind the front of the mouth controls the request for water.
preapologied
adj.
Drunk past the point of waiting for an offence, with apologies already prepared beside the water.
Tilor became
preapologied
and apologised for the blanket before anyone had noticed it.
preappetizered
adj.
Drunk beyond the point where a small bite is a course, yet still treating toast as an amuse-bouche.
preapplicationed
adj.
Drunk in a way that submits the request for water before deciding whether the kitchen is reachable.
preappointmented
adj.
Describing a drinker who treats every new conversation as a previous appointment finally being kept.
preapprehensioned
adj.
A drinker who has formed an opinion of everyone at the bar before learning their names.
Ashae became
preapprehensioned
and declared the quiet man by the fruit machine untrustworthy.
preapprovaled
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every proposed round receives approval before anyone has explained it.
prearrangemented
adj.
The state of being drunk and having organised the rest of the evening before remembering what evening it is.
preascertainmented
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has decided what happened before asking anybody who was there.
preasphaltened
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has become soluble in spirits and difficult to separate from the bar stool.
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