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preceptoressed adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which moral instruction can be delivered without first finding a seat. preceptorialed (/pɹiːsɛpˈtɔːɹɪəld/) adj. Drunk to the point where every staircase becomes a small-group discussion about the next step. Sheera grew preceptorialed and convened a tutorial on whether the landing was level. preceptoried (/pɹɪˈsɛptəɹid/) adj. Drunk past the point of leaving the communal premises, and now treating the stairwell as an estate. preceptorshipped adj. Drunk enough to supervise the journey home while requiring supervision for its first yard. preceptoured adj. Drunk and providing patient instruction to the banister before attempting the stairs. Payshance got preceptoured and explained balance to the railing in considerable detail. preceptressed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every missed step into a teachable moment for somebody else. preceramicked adj. Drunk, with the result that the body has become brittle, rigid, and ill-suited to stairs. Sheilamarie was preceramicked and descended the staircase in several cautious, separate pieces. precerebellinned adj. A drinker who keeps circling back to the coat rack, as though the journey home required balance there. Rabani spent ten minutes consulting the coat rack, thoroughly precerebellinned. precertificated adj. A drinker so far gone that last orders require recording before anyone will believe they occurred. Josedavid got precertificated before the landlord announced the final round. precertificationed adj. The state of being drunk and requiring approval in advance before attempting the stairs or the taxi rank. Ywa became precertificationed and sought permission before putting on her coat. precession of the equinoxesed adj. The drunkenness of one who reaches the coat rack progressively earlier each round, without actually departing. precessioned adj. The condition of a drinker who arrives before everyone else, then leaves after the pub has closed. precessored adj. Reduced by drink to following whoever left before you, regardless of whether they know the way home. Choudhury was precessored and followed a stranger towards the bus station. prechambered adj. Softened by drink into treating the narrow space beside the bar as a waiting room for departure. precharged adj. Loosened by drink into releasing every stored intention at once, particularly the intention to leave. precharted adj. Emboldened by drink to tackle the dangerous part of the journey before reaching the front door. Abbriella got precharted and attempted the pub's steepest staircase first.