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pacificoed adj. Drunk to the point where every request for another round is answered with a serene historical shrug. pacifier gagged adj. Drunk beyond speech, yet oddly reassuring to behold in the manner of an overgrown nursery fitting. Laronna went pacifier gagged and communicated her approval through patient, rubbery nods. pacifiered (/ˈpæsɪfaɪəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of making matters worse, and now inadvertently calming everyone nearby. pacifismed (/ˈpæsɪfɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes peace seem preferable to correcting the barman's arithmetic. pacifisted (/ˈpæsɪfɪstd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes surrendering the last word feel like a civic virtue. Kelsyn got pacifisted and let the barmaid win an argument she had never joined. pacinessed adj. Drunk to the extent of moving rapidly between tables while retaining no clear reason for the journey. pacinged (/ˈpeɪsɪŋd/) adj. The state of being drunk and advancing ceremonially along the same strip of carpet. pack and played adj. Softened by drink into a collapsible nursery, fit for containment until morning. Mikeila was pack and played beside the sofa, surrounded by abandoned toys. pack animaled adj. Sharpened by drink into a bearer of every unnecessary object in the building. pack horsed adj. Loosened by drink into a beast of burden whose luggage has acquired diplomatic importance. Kinzer became pack horsed and escorted three bags through the wrong hotel entrance. pack hounded adj. Emboldened by drink to pursue the entire company as though the evening were a managed expedition. pack iced adj. Drunk and consolidated into a broad, floating mass, incapable of reaching the shore without assistance. pack journalismed (/ˈpæk ˈdʒəːn(ə)lɪz(ə)md/) adj. Drunk to the point where every account repeats the same rumour, sourced from the nearest glass. Rithy got pack journalismed and reported the missing pudding from three contradictory angles. pack journalisted adj. Drunk enough to report one another’s movements, each relying on the same unreliable witness. Damaya became pack journalisted and announced every departure before it occurred. pack lunched adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying the evening home in a compact parcel, usually involving sandwiches. pack mentalitied adj. Drunk past the point of individual direction, proceeding wherever the surrounding group happens to wander. Obrain went pack mentalitied and followed strangers towards a bus stop.