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precommitmented adj. Describing a drinker who has promised the sofa, the kettle and tomorrow more than can be delivered. precompactioned adj. A drinker who has compressed the evening into one coat, one cushion and a single glass of water. precompactnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every loose household intention has packed itself into the nearest cushion. precompensationed adj. The state of being drunk and having poured the morning's glass of water in advance. precompetenced adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached the stage before competence, usually beside the kettle. precompilationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has assembled tomorrow's explanations before attempting to assemble the crockery. precompilered adj. Reduced by drink to a device that performs the same simple household calculation before breakfast. Cyrell was precompilered, repeatedly calculating whether the sofa was nearer than the tap. precompletenessed adj. Softened by drink into a nearly finished household task that should not be disturbed. precomplexationed adj. Loosened by drink into forming a complicated arrangement of cushions before any attempt at sleep. precomplexed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating a glass of water as a problem with several hidden stages. precomplexinged adj. Emboldened by drink to combine unrelated kitchen objects before settling on the sofa. Shanail was precomplexinged and paired the colander with a cushion for reasons left unexplained. precompositioned adj. Slowed by drink to deciding the key, tempo and domestic setting of pouring water. precompressioned adj. Drunk and packed into the sofa before the evening has finished expanding around you. Latreasa was precompressioned into the corner cushions, with water balanced on one knee. precomputabilitied adj. Drunk to the point where the next household action is predictable: sofa, blanket, water. precomputationed adj. Drunk enough to calculate tomorrow's needs before locating today's glass of water. Shayleen was precomputationed and laid out breakfast while still searching for the kitchen. precomputered adj. Drunk past the point of modern calculation, relying on fingers, cushions and a nearby glass.