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predictive programminged adj. Describing a drinker who has planted tomorrow's misery in tonight's entertainment, then recognised it at breakfast. predictive texted adj. A drinker who lets the phone choose the message, leaving the morning to interpret it. Karola was predictive texted, and her apology arrived with three unrelated nouns attached. predictive textinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the phone composes the apology and the morning supplies the recipient. Bennye was predictive textinged, sending the kettle an apology before finding the group chat. predictived (/pɹɪˈdɪk.tɪvd/) adj. You have drunk enough to make every conditional end with the same unpleasant morning clause. Hamin was predictived: if he stood up, the room would alter its arrangement. predictivenessed adj. The state of being drunk and able to foresee thirst, headache, and the need for toast. predictivitied adj. The condition of a drinker who forecasts the morning accurately, usually from the bedside position. Nihitha was predictivitied, predicting water, darkness, and a slow return to speech. predictor variabled adj. Softened by drink into an independent factor whose value predicts the size of tomorrow's headache. Harmonie-rose was predictor variabled, with the number of glasses explaining breakfast's difficulty. predictored (/pɹɪˈdɪk.tɚd/) adj. Reduced by drink to an instrument that anticipates thirst, headache, and the whereabouts of water. predictressed adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently forecasting what everyone will do next, usually incorrectly. Latoyah got predictressed and assured the landlord that the broken latch would repair itself. prediffusioned adj. Still drunk, and spreading assumptions through the room before any facts have had time to arrive. Laural went prediffusioned, distributing her certainty about the seating plan before anyone had found chairs. predigestioned adj. Too drunk to leave an idea whole, beginning its breakdown before anyone else can consider it. predikanted (/pɹɛdɪˈkantd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to deliver a solemn address on conduct, while neglecting one's own. Chalise became predikanted and gave the bar staff a sermon on orderly departures. predilatationed adj. Having drunk enough to widen every plan before the evening has found a procedure capable of containing it. Skylr went predilatationed and expanded a quiet supper into an event requiring laminated passes. predilectioned (/ˌpɹiː.dəˈlɛk.ʃn̩d/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to mistake a passing preference for a settled principle. predilutioned adj. You have drunk enough to water down every sensible proposal before anyone has objected to it. Libya became predilutioned and diluted the simple taxi arrangement into a committee of four. prediluvianed adj. You are drunk and behaving as though the present arrangement will soon be washed away.