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preequilibrationed adj. Having drunk enough to balance everything before anything else happens, including the salt cellar. Hovannes became preequilibrationed and carefully equalised the condiments. preequilibriumed adj. Having drunk more than equilibrium permits, while chemicals and companions begin interacting without agreement. preestablished harmonied adj. You are drunk and every substance affects only itself, although the room has clearly arranged for you to sit down. preestablishmented adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to settle every matter beforehand, including what will be decided after breakfast. Anabel became preestablishmented and fixed tomorrow's lunch before finishing tonight's dinner. preeternitied (/ˌpɹiːɪˈtɜː(ɹ)nɪtid/) adj. Loosened by drink into an indefinitely long account of events that occurred before anyone present was born. preeved adj. A drinker who treats each confident proposal as a test of truth, and passes it immediately. preexaminationed adj. Of a drinker who has examined the menu beforehand and still requires several minutes to identify chips. Burna became preexaminationed and inspected the menu before ordering its first item. preexapophysised adj. Describing a drinker who has attached an imaginary projection to the hip and is now walking around it. preexchanged adj. A drinker who has exchanged everything beforehand, including the unopened bottle for a glass of water. Henriella became preexchanged and handed over the empty glass before requesting its replacement. preexcitationed adj. Drunk, with the result that the heart begins the conversation before the rest of the body is ready. Wilbern got preexcitationed and interrupted every introduction before the host had finished it. preexistenced adj. Drunk to a degree that you insist you were at the gathering before everybody else, including the furniture. Takela arrived preexistenced and claimed prior acquaintance with three strangers and a coat stand. preexistencied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every recollection as evidence that you were already there. Rinehart became preexistencied and remembered conversations held before the guests had arrived. preexistentismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a conviction that your soul had met everyone present before your body did. preexisting conditioned adj. Having drunk more than the ordinary world can accommodate, and treating each minor task as an established medical fact. preexpectationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and already disappointed by the evening's failure to match plans nobody else heard. preexperimented adj. Drunk by the third round, and testing the company before and after each remark without a control group.